Get this piece of absolute magic, it folds in half. It's totes adorbz.
Galaxy Z Flip7 | AI Flip Phone | Samsung US
The first time I saw this computer it was an owned by an executive who was paid $100 million dollars to run a company into the ground, then take its corpse and build a new company. So yeah nice computer. Typing on it right now. So satisfying.
ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 13 Laptops for Business Professionals
I have 30 of these in my house. Jordan Jensen gets grossed out by men who change the colors of the bulbs, but I don't care, I'm all man baby.
Smart LED Light Bulbs | Govee US
I have this, I turn it on from time to time. Lots of software to update.
Xbox Series X
I have four of these, each time I use one, it reminds me how much better I am than everyone else.
MX Master 4 Wireless Mouse | Logitech
I have four of these. They make me feel beautiful. The auto zoom and framing sometimes makes people think I'm a wizard. Which leads to problems.
Logitech MX Brio
It doesn't lower my voice which is a shame but it is lovely.
Microphones (FR) - RØDE
I have three of these, they make me feel like a movie star. You use the logitune app to turn them on when it detects you're in a meeting.
Roborock Q Revo Saugroboter MaxV ab 545.74 - Idealo
I have this because of the hardfloor laser pew pew.
Dyson v15 Deteect
I bought this little guy because I didn't want a mop. I am not going to say the purchase completes me, but it's pretty darned close.
eufy C10 Robot Vacuum Self Emptying
When this came out it cost over $1500, now it is about $300. For $300 it's a great deal. I would marry it if I thought it would say yes.
Dyson 360 Vis Nav Robot Vacuum
I have bought three of these brave little guys. I put them under desks to warm up my little baby legs.
DREO 1500W Portable Electric Space Heater
I watched a youtube video that said this is the BEST coffee grinder that doesn't cost $2000. I deserve the very best in coffee and everything.
OXO Brew Conical Burr Grinder Matte Black
I want these to litter my house. I currently only have one but I feel great satisfaction walking into the garage having it say, "you're air is clean and you are handsome."
Shark R-HP302 Air Purifier MAX 1400 sq.ft.
I watched a youtube video where a very effiminate british man said this was the only choice in drip coffee machines. Makes me feel superior to all other coffee drinkers which ain't nothing.
Coffee Machines & Drip Coffee Makers | Breville
I've entered my retractable phase, it started so innocently and will end quite the opposite. I have four of these in my house. One of which has the micro usb male connector that I hope to never need again.
Gitryin 12-in-1 Desktop Charging Station
If you love yourself, get these. If you hate yourself, get these, you'll still hate yourself but they are a delight.
