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I showed up without a timed ticket on a Saturday and stood in line for two hours in the sun like a fool. Never again. Here's how to actually do it.













My first day I wore new sandals and forgot sunscreen. By 2pm I was sunburned with blisters, sitting in a pharmacy trying to explain aloe vera in broken Spanish.













Every blog said the same three restaurants. Some were tourist traps with sad guacamole. These are the spots where I actually sat down, ate slowly, and wanted to come back the next day.













The museum gift shop was packed and overpriced. I found better stuff at local bookstores and markets, things I actually display in my apartment instead of shoving in a drawer.













Coyoacan was the highlight, but I almost missed these because I spent too long planning around one museum. Spread your days out. The city rewards wandering.











