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It's a muzzle for your mouth so your neighbors don't file a noise complaint during the 4th quarter. Scream at the refs, whisper to your landlord. Genius.
BELTBOX 3.0 Vocal Dampener for Singers
Bolts to your couch so you FEEL the hit, not just hear it. Your couch becomes a subwoofer. Your downstairs neighbor becomes your enemy. Worth it.
ButtKicker BK-LFE Low Frequency Effects System
A wall sign that literally tells your living room to shut up. Set the threshold, and when Uncle Dave hits 90 decibels over a holding call, the sign calls him out for you. Passive aggression, automated.
SWAREY Digital Decibel Meter with Voice Warning
Vuvuzelas. Four of them. Collapsible so you can smuggle them into anywhere that bans fun. Your couch section of the stadium just got a lot louder and a lot more annoying.
Outus 4 Pcs Purple 24 Inch Collapsible Horns
Throw the flag AT the TV. Armchair officiating is finally regulation equipment. Eight flags, because the refs are missing at least eight calls a game.
HIOHWEFH 8 Pcs Penalty Flag Football Flags
Swiss pastilles aged 15 weeks like fine wine, for a throat that's been screaming since kickoff. Fancy enough to make your yelling feel sophisticated.
GRETHER'S Blackcurrant Pastilles, Dry Mouth
A helmet that holds two beers and feeds them to you through straws. Hands-free drinking for when both hands are busy gesturing at the screen. The official uniform of the couch section.
Fairly Odd Novelties Beer Soda Guzzler Helmet
Made for professional singers, which — after four quarters of full-volume ref abuse — you technically are. Vocal-cord armor for the untrained loud.
Vocalzone Throat Pastilles Original 24 UK
A beer helmet with a siren and seven sound effects. When the touchdown lands you don't cheer, you sound the alarm. The couch is a fire truck now.
Beer Cola Soda Helmet Can Holder w/Siren
A personal PA system you wear on your belt. Strap on the headset and yell at the refs at stadium volume from your couch. The neighbors think you bought a bullhorn. Technically correct.
WinBridge Voice Amplifier with Wired Mic WB001
An electronic scoreboard for your living room — home vs. guest, remote-controlled from 40 feet away. Keep official score of your own couch section. Disputes are now legally binding.
YZ LED Portable Digital Scoreboard with Remote
A giant red button that screams "BULLSHIT ALERT!" over a wailing siren when you press it. For the bad call. For the missed holding. For the entire officiating crew. Batteries included, because you'll use it.
Bullshit Button – Hilarious BS Button w/ Light
Inflatable thunder sticks. Bang them together when the refs blow it. Your couch section just got louder than the actual stadium.
Thunder Sticks Noise Maker
A cowbell. The game needs more cowbell and so does your couch. Ring it for touchdowns. Ring it for bad calls. Never stop ringing it.
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Plastic hand clappers. Applaud the touchdown without putting down your beer. Your hands stay free for ref-yelling while these do the clapping.
Hand Clapper Noise Makers
An electronic whistle. Blow the play dead without using your lungs. Press the button, make the call. You're the ref now.
Electronic Whistle
Party blowers. Unfurl them for every touchdown. The little paper horn that says 'we scored' louder than yelling. Your couch is a party now.
Party Blowers
A Fox 40 whistle with lanyard. The pealess classic real refs use. Blow it when the TV ref blows the call. Your couch has jurisdiction now.
Fox 40 Classic CMG Whistle with Lanyard
A Pyle megaphone. The bullhorn for when yelling at the TV isn't loud enough. Amplify your bad calls. Your whole block gets the verdict now.
Pyle USA: Megaphones - Bullhorns
A Shoreline air horn. Compressed air, stadium volume. Blast it when the refs blow it. Your couch is officially louder than the actual game.
Air Horns & Sounding Devices - Shoreline Marine