An alarm clock with a bomb on it. A beeper that beeps for three years. Emergency supplies for one horrifying scenario. Every item verified real, which is the worst part. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Hide it. It beeps randomly. For three years. This is a commitment.
Review of the Annoying PCB Prank Device
Emergency supplies for precisely one horrifying scenario. You know the one.
Witty Yeti Funny Shart Survival Kit Poop Prank
A UFO tractor beam that is also a lamp. The cows never stood a chance.
Ufo Lamp
Retract into your shell like the universe intended. Meetings cannot find you in here.
Turtle Pillow
A real instrument designed to make horror movie sounds. Your neighbors will call someone.
Waterphone
It blooms. It is a lamp. It is an illusion. Three lies, one product.
3D New Lotus Flower lamp Night Light
The garlic press is Dracula now. Somebody refused to leave well enough alone.
OTOTO Gracula Garlic Press & Crusher
Car dealership insanity, desk-sized. He never stops. Neither will you, watching him.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Dedicated automotive infrastructure for nugget sauce. The fries got their holder. The sauce demanded equality.
Saucemoto
Your fries finally get the respect cups have enjoyed for decades. Long overdue.
Car French Fry Holder
Golf practice while taking a shit. Humanity optimizes downtime.
GOODLYSPORTS Toilet Golf Gag Gifts for Men
Pizza required office supplies. A knife was not enough. A wheel was not enough.
Pizza Scissors
Squeezing toothpaste became too physically demanding. We have solved it.
Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser
113 decibels and it shakes your mattress like a small earthquake.
Sonic Alert Sonic Bomb Dual Alarm Clock Red
A handshake that has ended friendships since forever.
Loftus Surprise Hand Buzzer
Looks like a pen, writes nothing, delivers betrayal.
Electric Shock Pen Prank Gadget for Jokes
Turns your living room into a 14th-century sewer. For laughs.
Laughing Smith Wet Farts Potent Stink Spray
See $1 million, cry when the fine print mentions the Tooth Fairy.
Prank Lottery Tickets & $1M Winning Gag Set
No blowing needed. Repeated acts of butt-related mischief.
