Four animals turned into household objects against their will. Two butts dispense tissues. One blobfish gave up. One horse will ruin your first date. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
every sneeze becomes a butt joke.
VOSAREA Corgi Butt Tissue Box Cover
reaching for a tissue is now a weird act.
WHAT ON EARTH Orange Tabby Cat Butt Tissue Holder
the official mascot of giving up.
Accoutrements Sunny The Blobfish Squishy Toy
recommended for first dates and job interviews.
CreepyParty Horse Mask for Halloween
Seven feet of sloth. Basically a roommate now.
Big Plush Giant Stuffed Sloth - 7 Feet Jumbo
The unicorn of the sea, pink enough to make real unicorns jealous.
Squishmallows 20in Esme Pink Narwhal Plush
A giant pink blob that regrew its limbs and your love.
Squishmallows 20" Archie Pink Axolotl Plush
Zero thoughts, only vibes.
Jellycat Clyde Capybara Stuffed Animal 9.5in
Part llama, part unicorn. Spits rainbows.
GUND Cotton Candy 15" Llamacorn Plush
All the side-eye, none of the vet bills.
Lifelike Cute Pug Stuffed Animal 8.5in
Prehistoric beasts whose only purpose is holding tacos.
