For when the only thing holding you together is retail.
Sections
1
New Section
New Section
A dog bed. For humans. 68 inches of faux fur and memory foam with a phone pocket, as seen on Shark Tank. You don't have a dog. You ARE the dog now.
Plufl Original Human Dog Bed for Adults
A pillow you wear on your HEAD with a hole for your mouth so you can breathe while napping at your desk. You look insane. You feel incredible.
Ostrichpillow Original Travel & Power Nap Pillow
A stretchy sleep sack with a hood that swaddles you like a human burrito. For adults. It's not a phase. It's a lifestyle.
Hug Sleep Hooded Sleep Pod Wearable Blanket
A fox plush you microwave for 90 seconds so it smells like lavender and radiates heat. It's a hug you can reheat. No texts back required.
warmies Microwavable Weighted Fox
A sleep mask with individual eye cups that block 100% of light and don't touch your lashes. Your eyelashes stay perfect. Your dreams stay dark.
Manta Original Sleep Mask - Maximum Blackout ...
Headphones sewn into a fleece headband, invented by a doctor in 2007. Fall asleep to podcasts without an earbud stabbing your brain. Pajamas for your ears.
AcousticSheep SleepPhones Classic
A sunrise alarm clock with 100+ sleep sounds, a nightlight, and no phone required. Your phone stays in the kitchen. Your mornings stop being a crime scene.
Loftie Alarm Clock with Sound Machine – Smart ...
A 10-by-10-foot blanket. One hundred square feet. It fits the whole family, the dog, and your bad decisions. Machine washable, somehow.
Big Blanket Co Original Stretch 10x10 ft Smoke
A five-inch rectangular block marketed as a pillow. Geometry has entered bedtime.
Pillow Cube Side Cube 5" Cooling Memory Foam
A giant stretchy beanbag that swallows the sitter whole. Furniture that gave up and became a hug.
Moon Pod Large Bean Bag Chair - Light Gray
Two independent heating-and-cooling air systems feeding a special king sheet. You sleep in a breeze while your partner sleeps in a sauna.
BedJet Dual Zone Climate Fan for King Beds
A full-body sleeping bag with arms, legs, hood, removable booties, and pockets. The Snuggie's feral cousin that actually leaves the house.
Selk'bag Original Wearable Sleeping Bag Suit
Head-to-toe fleece footie pajamas for adults with a literal rear trapdoor. Onesie commitment with an escape hatch.
BIG FEET PAJAMA CO. Micro Fleece Footed Onesie
A tabletop mushroom cloud that visibly rains into itself under colored lights. Weather you can finally control.
cjc Cloud Rain Bedroom Humidifier
Bigger than your winning streak, softer than your excuses.
Squishmallows 20in Sprigatito Pokémon Plush
For draping over yourself like a flag of surrender after the 1 PM slate.
Pendleton Yakima Throw 54" x 66", Wool Cotton
It never talks back, never judges, and can't lose a dime.
Giant Cat Pillow Plush Cartoon Kitty 90cm
At least your feet can feel something on Sundays.
Fuzzy Slipper 6 Pack Warm Cozy Winter Socks
A warm glow for staring at the ceiling at 2 AM instead of your ledger.
Mydethun 4.7' 3D Moon Lamp LED Night Light
Lavender can't fix your closing line value, but it's trying.
