White elephant gifts so absurd they circle back to thoughtful. Grandma's walking home either way. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
A pickle with Nicolas Cage's face. Hang it where grandma can see it.
Wizard Picolas Cage Pickle Christmas Ornament
A severed Bigfoot toe. For the cryptid in your family.
AceOrbit Bigfoot Toe Figurine Resin Decor
Bigfoot hauling a tree. He is doing Christmas better than you.
Ugly Bigfoot Santa Hat Tree Ornament
27 wooden Bigfeet. One for every relative you do not want to talk to.
Kathfly 27 Pcs Bigfoot Christmas Ornaments
It yodels. It dances. It is a pickle. Merry Christmas.
Gagster Dancing Yodeling Pickle Plush Toy
A goat that screams and dances. Just like your uncle after eggnog.
Gagster Screaming Goat Plush Toy - Jokes & Repeat
E.T. grows chia hair. Phone home for watering instructions.
Chia Pet E.T Decorative Pottery Planter, E.T
Thank you for being a friend with chia on it.
Golden Girls Rushmore Chia Pet Planter
D'oh. It is a chia pet.
Chia Pet Simpsons Homer Terracotta Planter
Putt while you sit. Your bathroom break needed a back nine.
GOODLYSPORTS Toilet Golf Gag Gifts for Men
Emergency underpants in a tin. For when the eggnog hits.
Emergency Underpants Travel Instant White
A card that meows forever and explodes glitter. A war crime in an envelope.
Endless Meowy Christmas Card with Glitter
An 8-foot Santa scaling your house. The neighbors will talk.
OurWarm 8FT Climbing Santa Christmas Inflatable
Santa's pants fell down. Eight feet of holiday shame.
OurWarm 8FT Inflatable Christmas Reindeer & Santa
Santa surfs now. Your HOA hates him already.
6ft Inflatable Santa Christmas Decor
Candy canes that taste like a dare. Pickle. Mac and cheese. Bacon.
