Only places I’ve actually been, from spooky season scares to sunny-day escapes. Theme parks, haunted houses, and hidden gems I’ve tried, tested, and think you should experience too.
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A 4-course feast, jousting knights, and the perfect excuse to yell in public without judgment.
Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament
Underrated coaster heaven from Mako’s airtime to the penguin-themed launch coaster. Start with the back half of the park to skip early morning lines.
SeaWorld Orlando
Tropical water park paradise with slides, wave pools, and a winding river in the shadow of a massive volcano.
Universal Volcano Bay
Retro-style entertainment district with classic rides, car shows, and a touch of kitsch. Check the schedule for their weekend classic car cruises. They're free to watch!
Old Town
Laid-back amusement park with go-karts, coasters, and their legendary SkyCoaster. Admission is free if you’re just walking around and you pay only if you ride.
Fun Spot America
Scenic island park perfect for snorkeling, picnicking, and kayaking. Bring your own snorkel gear. The water is crystal clear around the old bunker area.
Parks & Recreation - Peanut-Island
Science-themed bar where cocktails are served in beakers, test tubes, and bubbling flasks. Ask about the off-menu creations. The bartenders love to experiment.
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Old Florida attraction with thousands of alligators, wild animal shows, and even a zipline over the gator marsh.
Gatorland
Immersive, mind-bending photo ops and optical illusions for all ages. Bring a friend for the best photos many exhibits work best with two people.
Museum of Illusions Orlando
Classic sightseeing cruise through the city’s waterways with narration, dinner shows, and island stops.
Jungle Queen Riverboat
Immersive escape rooms with creepy storylines and hands-on puzzles that keep your adrenaline pumping.
THE DEMENTED HAUNT
The most iconic Disney park, with classic rides, parades, and that famous castle photo op.
Magic Kingdom Park
A blend of futuristic rides and international pavilions, plus year-round food and cultural festivals
Epcot
Movie magic meets thrill rides, from Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge to Toy Story Land.
Disney's Hollywood Studios
A mix of wildlife encounters, thrilling rides, and immersive lands like Pandora – The World of Avatar. Ride Kilimanjaro Safaris in the morning when the animals are most active.
Disney's Animal Kingdom Theme Park
Film-inspired rides, shows, and attractions that bring blockbuster movies to life.
Universal Studios Florida
Thrill-seeker paradise with epic rides in The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Marvel Super Hero Island, and more.
Universal Islands of Adventure
Outdoor art museum showcasing vibrant street murals from world-renowned artists.
Wynwood Walls
A one price for all neon- lit arcade and bar packed with retro games, pinball machines, and modern favorites. Plus themed décor that makes every visit feel like an 80s fever dream.
Arcade Monsters International Drive
Seasonal
The ultimate spooky season pilgrimage. Haunted houses, scare zones, and enough fog to make you lose your friends (and your voice). Get an Express Pass if you can, it’s the difference between 3 houses or 8 in a night.
Halloween Horror Nights
Seasonal festival featuring live music, craft beer, and BBQ from around the country. Grab a sampling lanyard, it’s the best value for trying multiple booths.
Bands, Brew & BBQ | Events | SeaWorld Orlando
Busch Gardens take on spooky season, with haunted houses, scare zones, and darkly themed coaster rides at night.
Howl-O-Scream - Busch Gardens Tampa - Halloween Events in FL
Sparkling boats decked in lights cruising the Intracoastal for one of Florida’s most magical holiday traditions. Book a waterfront restaurant table early, prime spots fill up weeks in advance
Winterfest Boat Parade
Immersive Halloween attraction with haunted houses, scare zones, and live horror-themed entertainment.
The Horrorland Miami
Annual Halloween event at the South Florida Fairgrounds with multiple haunted houses, midway rides, and carnival games. Buy a combo ticket for houses and rides. It’s the best value if you plan to do both.
Fright Nights
Conventions
Horror convention with celebrity meet-and-greets, haunted house vendors, and spooky merch.
SCARADISE! FLORIDA'S HORROR CONVENTION
Anime and cosplay convention packed with voice actor meet-and-greets, artist showcases, and themed photo ops.
Animate! Orlando
Massive pop culture convention featuring celebrity panels, cosplay contests, artist alley, and endless merch booths. Go on Friday for lighter crowds, or Sunday for last-minute vendor deals.