I’ve lived all across the country & gotten the vibe for quite a few cities. Combined that with the mystical connection I have with the moon as a PHI (purple haired individual) I am uniquely qualified to assess where you should live based on the p...
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These are the best cities for Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn
Taurus: Soul food & slow paced, this is a city you can get cozy in. The best part, you always have an excuse to go home early. Summer? “The mosquitos are terrible, I’m heading home” Winter? “This cold is getting to me, I’m heading home” either wa...
Taurus- Memphis, Tennessee
Virgo: You like excessive rules & meticulous planning? Well, do I have the city for you. While it still has the same issues any city does, this one prides itself on being superior to others (sound familiar?) It is quite pretty though.
Virgo- Salt Lake City, Utah
Capricorn: Goats are supposed to be chill, you know that right? Somehow Capricorn missed that memo, because you all have some seriously high expectations. Lucky for you, I found a city that matches your neurotic need for perfection, and it even has m...
Capricorn- Aspen, Colorado
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These are the best cities for Aquarius, Gemini, and Libra
Aquarius: Roswell, like you, embraces its weird side. For most people, the alien obsession might get old. For you, this is the perfect opportunity to start your career as a tour guide or cult leader. Either way, you’re going to be successful here.
Aquarius- Roswell, New Mexico
Gemini: The city that never sleeps, for the zodiacs biggest insomniac. You’re welcome. You’re one of the few that can embrace the duality of grit and glamour that is uniquely NYC, because your split personality mirrors it perfectly. They also have a ...
Gemini- New York City
Libra: Hey so, I’m sorry but you’re going to have to embrace those scales of justice and get to work. I don’t make the rules, you’re supposed to, you little diplomatic cutie. I know you hate conflict, but you can head to Shasta with Pisces when you’r...
Libra- Washington DC
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These are the best cities for Aries, Libra, and Sagittarius
Aries: So you know how you’re always talking about being the best? Well boy howdy, grab your cowboy boots because you’re headed to the #1 city of calling itself the #1 city. You’ve always secretly (not so secretly, let’s be honest if you were humble ...
Aries- Dallas, Texas
Leo: You’re destined to be a star, or at least that’s what you’ve been convinced of since you learned to sashay before you learned to crawl. No city is big enough to hold your dreams (or your ego) except for LA. Pack your hair frizz serum.
Leo- Los Angeles, California
Sagittarius: Let’s be honest, you could fit in anywhere you wanted to. What you need is excitement and fun, with a city that can handle your *ahem* blunt charm. You’ll find it here, as well plenty of formidable folks with your sense of humor. Plus, p...
Sagittarius- Chicago, Illinois
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These are the best cities for Pisces, Cancer, and Scorpio
Pisces: Not sure if this is really a town or another dimension, but either way this is the place for you to finally embrace your inner hippie (It’s okay, no one’s mad at you) Pack your crystals & yoga mat, because the mountains are calling. Not g...
Pisces- Mount Shasta, California
Cancer: Embrace your inner crab, because you’re headed to Washington, Cancer. With weather as moody as you are & enough coffee to tempt you out of bed, this seaside city is the perfect match for you.
Cancer- Seattle, Washington
Scorpio: All of you end up here eventually, so you might as well embrace it. City of Sin? More like City of sign-me-up, ammiright? Okay, well not me but yeah, you’re going to fit right in. Stay hydrated!