These are some of the products I put on my face so others don’t recoil and hate me upon a first impression. I like to make that take…some time.
I got this as a Christmas present, and it be mad cool.
MAC Best Mascaras: Waterproof, Volumizing & Primer | Official Site
I received this as a Christmas present, and dudes now think I’m super hot and on fleek when I am walking into the local pharmacy or bodega.
M·A·C Colour Excess Gel Pencil Eye Liner
This some stuff I put on my face from the local pharmacy when I’m feeling extra cool and the boys all wanna be me.
True Match Super-Blendable Foundation - L'Oréal Paris
I want my makeup to stay longer than my man? I mean this is a great product that can make you feel like a less oily person for a while. Maybe.
Super Stay® Up To 24Hr Hybrid Powder-Foundation
I hate wearing lipstick, but if I want something that isn’t just lip balm then this is not sticky and making my hair stick into my own mouth. So that’s cool?
MAC Lipglass | Oh Baby, Oyster Girl & More
I can’t afford this, but got free samples from them after sending a pizza delivery guy to their office and saying I couldn’t afford their face stuff on the phone to the lady who was placing the order, but she sent me some, and it was as amazing as I ...
Crème de la Mer™ Moisturizing Cream • Free Gifts with Order
Now this one I also can’t afford, but still must use it as this makes my skin creepy smooth and evens out the tone. Unless they have changed the formula or something over 23 some years.
I was just trying to recommend the blush. 😳 I don’t know about this whole collection but like…yeah it was cool twenty years ago to say my blush was called “orgasm” like…oh shit where is BeneFit on here that was a big thing back in the day, too? Daaa...
The Orgasm Collection - Blush, Lip Gloss, Illuminator
Yaaaaas this is what I was looking for like it will last you 20 years I legitimately have some from…that long ago, but it’s cool I think one time I was trying to use cream blush and my mother said I looked like a “clown” on a family vacation many yea...
Benetint Cheek & Lip Stain
Will not crease. Has mad pigment, and staying power. The OG.
Eye Shadows | Eye Shadow Makeup | MAC Cosmetics – Official Site
This is what I put on my nails.
OPI® Bogotá Blackberry - Nail Lacquer | Dark Pearl Nail Polish
I used to use this and would still use it if I could afford it.