Sleep-deprived? Broke from another DLC? Emotionally wrecked by pixelated characters? Same.
Here’s all the video games, consoles, and gear I keep coming back to—even when I swear I won’t.
You’re a possessed lamb. You start a cult. You fight non-believers with cuteness and chaos. It’s Animal Crossing meets a demon-summoning roguelike — and somehow, it works.
Cult of the Lamb for Nintendo Switch
Portable chaos. Dock it, undock it, lose track of time either way. Perfect for bingeing cozy games or yelling at Mario Kart on the go.
Nintendo Switch Neon Blue & Red Joy-Con
Big, bold, and built to eat your free time. If loading screens bug you, this beast politely says “nah.” 1TB means room for so many bad decisions.
Xbox Series X All Digital Console 1TB SSD
Wake up naked and afraid on a beach. Punch trees. Craft weapons. Get chased by dinos. Die. Rinse and repeat. Eventually, you’ll survive long enough to fight bosses and evolve—because nothing says personal growth like riding a T-Rex into battle.
Buy ARK: Survival Ascended | Xbox
Punch trees again, but this time it’s blocks all the way down. Build a mansion, fall in lava, accidentally look an Enderman in the eye, and question how you just lost everything. It’s cozy chaos with pixelated charm—and somehow, it never gets old.
Minecraft: Standard - Xbox Series X|S and Xbox One [Digital Code]
Industrialize everything. Build farms, factories, and a shipping empire while ignoring your entire real-world to-do list. Perfect for when you want to feel productive without actually moving. Warning: may cause sudden obsession with supply chains. In...
Anno 1800 Deluxe Console Edition Xbox
Escape capitalism by… moving to a deserted island and immediately owing a raccoon thousands of bells. Decorate, befriend, fish, and fossil-hunt your way into a cozy, debt-filled paradise.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Nintendo Switch
Feels like a throwback to the original Zelda days — but this time, Zelda’s calling the shots. It’s puzzle-solving, monster-fighting, and retro vibes with a fresh twist. Wayback when, but make it modern.
The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
A breathtaking open-world adventure where you can cook, climb, paraglide, and accidentally light yourself on fire. Explore at your own pace, fight epic bosses, and get distracted picking mushrooms. 10/10 would lose track of time again.
Zelda: Breath of the Wild - World Edition
The ultimate friendship tester. Race your way to glory, get smacked by a blue shell on the final lap, and still come back for more. Great for parties, rivalries, and humble bragging.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - US Version
Live out your wizarding dreams without waiting for a Hogwarts letter. Cast spells, fly brooms, and explore the castle—no Muggle nonsense required. Just don’t go into the Forbidden Forest… or do. You’re brave like that.
Hogwarts Legacy - Xbox Series X
Drift into survival mode—literally. You’re stuck on a tiny raft in the middle of the ocean. Collect trash, fend off sharks, and somehow build a floating mansion while avoiding death by dehydration. Peaceful and chaotic, all at once.
Buy Raft | Xbox
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Crystal-clear game chat meets booming sound. Wireless comfort, spatial audio (Dolby Atmos + Windows Sonic), and it syncs effortlessly with your Xbox and PC.
Xbox: Headsets
Try not to die of dysentery. A nostalgic classic reimagined for the Switch — hunt, ford rivers, make tough choices, and try to keep your party alive on the trail west.
The Oregon Trail Nintendo Switch
Expect:
• 😱 High tension cat-and-mouse chases
• 🔧 Repairing generators to open escape routes
• 🎭 Iconic killers (like Michael Myers or Ghost Face)
• 👥 Perks, customization, and lots of DLCs