Because life’s too short for boring showers. Here’s everything I need to scrub, lather, and emerge smelling like a snack.
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Body washes
Scrubs
Shampoo & Conditioner
Body washes
That body wash that makes you want to sniff your own arm.
I love this shower cream-gel because it’s basically dessert in a bottle. The pistachio and salted caramel scent (aka the iconic Cheirosa 62™) makes my whole shower smell like vacation vibes and sweet treats rolled into one. The texture is rich and cr...
Brazilian Play Moisturizing Shower Cream-Gel
This body wash is basically a tropical vacation in a bottle — bright citrus, juicy guava, and just enough driftwood to make your shower feel like a beach cabana. It lathers like a dream, leaves your skin soft and glowy, and smells so good you’ll be t...
Exotic Pulp Body Wash - Saltair
This is the shower upgrade you brag about in group chats. Warm saffron and cedar make you smell like you own a beach house and a corner office, while still somehow being effortlessly cool. It’s giving ‘luxury spa meets ocean breeze,’ and honestly, yo...
The ‘I Smell Expensive’ Wash
Scrubs
A scrub so good it feels like sandpaper… but fancy
I love this body scrub because it’s like a wake-up call for your skin—zippy, smooth, and oh-so-satisfying. The creamy, finely milled polish feels luxe but not rough, so it buffs away dry, bumpy patches (bye KP!) while still feeling gentle. Its energi...
10% AHA + Yerba Mate Smoothing Energy Body Scrub with Upcycled Olive Seed Powder
Because your lady bits deserve a little luxury, too. These washes turn your shower into a mini spa 💖 think gentle, pH-balanced formulas with fresh, fruity, and sweet scents that leave you feeling clean, confident, and slightly mischievous. Whether i...
Spa Day, Down There
Because your skin deserves a dessert break. These slushie scrubs are like a spa day and a candy shop had a baby 🍭sugary, scrubby, and irresistibly sweet. Whether you're into fruity, floral, or dessert-inspired scents, there's a flavor for every mood...
Slushie Scrubs: Sweet Treats for Your Skin
This is the scrub that actually makes your shower feel like a party. Volcanic pumice and fancy acids team up to kick dead skin to the curb while leaving your body smooth, soft, and oh-so-touchable. Step out feeling like you just walked off a spa set ...
The Body Exfoliator | Physical + Chemical
Ready to turn your derrière into a peachy dream? This scrub is your ticket to smooth, glowing skin. Infused with pumice and luffa fruit particles, it gently exfoliates, unblocks pores, and helps reduce the appearance of cellulite. The result? A firme...
GET-PEACHY Booty Scrub - MAËLYS
Shampoo & Conditioner
Shampoo that gives “main character hair” and conditioner that keeps it silky enough to make everyone jealous.
Say goodbye to scalp drama and hello to hair harmony. This shampoo is like a green juice cleanse for your scalp—packed with prebiotics, vegan protein, and a bio-based cleanser that deep-cleans without the harshness. It balances oil, hydrates, and set...
Root Awakening: The Scalp Spa Your Hair Deserves
Your hair's new best friend! This lightweight, physician-formulated conditioner is like armor for your strands. Packed with Ximenia Oil, Sea Buckthorn, and Postbiotics, it strengthens, hydrates, and defends against damage without weighing you down. S...