This is my “I’m fine” toolkit. Low-maintenance beauty staples for looking cute in the middle of chaos — quick makeup, easy skincare, and hair help for when you’re busy, tired, or running on vibes. If it takes forever or requires emotional stability, ...
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Hair that doesn’t betray me
Makeup for looking alive
Skincare that behaves
Body stuff + smell good witchcraft
Hair that doesn’t betray me
Low-maintenance hair picks for busy, chaotic days — the stuff that actually helps when your hair is doing…whatever it wants. Quick fixes, reliable staples, and products that make you look way more put together than you feel.
If you’ve ever snapped a claw clip with thick hair, same. These hold.
5 Inch XL Claw Clips for Thick Long Hair, 4 Pack
When my scalp is being dramatic, this fixes it. Just be gentle and don’t go feral lol.
Yumflan Stainless Steel Dandruff Comb
I have thick, wavy hair and this thing is WILD — I can legit fix my hair with basically one pass. It heats up fast and straightens while you brush, so it’s way easier than wrestling a flat iron. Perfect for quick “I need to look put together” days wh...
TYMO Hair Straightener Brush, 5 Temps, Dual Voltage
Makeup for looking alive
Fast, easy makeup that gives “she’s thriving” vibes even when you’re running on caffeine and audacity. Nothing complicated, nothing fussy — just my go-to products for a quick face that still feels cute.
This is basically my daily face. I skip foundation and just wear this — looks like skin, just better.
L'Oreal True Match Lumi Glotion 903 Medium
My go to blush!
e.l.f. Monochromatic Multi Stick, Dazzling Peony
Drugstore concealer that performs like it shouldn’t. Love it
e.l.f. Hydrating Camo Concealer, Fair Beige
If black liner feels too intense, get this in chocolate brown. It’s so flattering.
NYX Epic Ink Waterproof Eyeliner - Dark Chocolate
If you hate dry, scratchy liners… get this. It’s soft and super easy to use
e.l.f. Cream Glide Lip Liner, Mauve Aside
Perfect low-maintenance brow step. It tames and shapes without feeling heavy, and it’s my go-to when I’m doing minimal makeup but still want my face to look finished.
Control Freak Eyebrow Gel | NYX Professional Makeup
Skincare that behaves
Simple skincare that feels calming and works with real life. These are my ride-or-die basics for keeping skin happy without a 12-step routine (because I’m not emotionally available for that).
Makeup remover + pore helper in one. My go-to micellar when my skin is acting up.
Garnier Micellar Water Salicylic Acid 13.5oz
If you want that glowy ‘I drink water and mind my business’ look without spending Sephora money — this is it.
B Pure Glow Up- Toner, Serum & Moisturizer, 1-ct.
Gentle, alcohol-free, and makes my skin feel calm + refreshed (I keep rebuying it).
THAYERS Alcohol-Free Rose Petal Witch Hazel Toner 12oz
Body stuff + smell good witchcraft
All the body care I swear by — deodorant that can handle life, lotions/oils that make you feel extra cozy, and smell-good stuff that’s basically confidence in a bottle. Little rituals, big main-character energy
Smells like pink sunshine. Sweet but not heavy—perfect if you want something fun and pretty without committing to full perfume.