unhinged, slightly overconsumerist hygiene routine for the girlies scared of smelling booty cheeks
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body
face
hair
footcare
nails
body
get the most gorgeous vanilla scent in the shower!
fantastic! gets rid of dead skin cells before the shower but is also just really relaxing to do.
Ithyes Dry Brushing Body Brush Natural Bristle
i lovee using this. they have to be replaced quite often in my experience, but they feel amazing while they last.
XL African Net Sponge – Real Exfoliating Body Scrubber 100x30cm
i will never stop raving about this soap bar - so hydrating and smells amazing
Dove Shea Butter Beauty Cream Bar 90g
reinforces the scent of the soap bar! so silky and hydrating
Dove Calming Bath Shea Butter & Vanilla 450ml
avoid the pink tax with mens' razors! i never use less than 3 blades, but 5 is optimal!
by Amazon 5 Blade Men's Razor With 15 Refills
smells absolutely edible and makes shaving so easy!
Tree Hut Vanilla Shave Oil, Shea Butter, 7.7oz
smells amazingg and leaves my skin glowy and clean.
Tree Hut Vanilla Shea Sugar Body Scrub 18oz
i've only recently started using this, so i cannot give a long tern review, but so far my strawberry legs have improved a lot!
INKEY List Glycolic Acid Body Stick 45g
i lovee the smell of this! lasts all day and night.
Dove Advanced Care Coconut & Jasmine Deodorant 200ml
i swear by this lotion! super hydrating, non-sticky and smells great.
Vaseline Cocoa Radiant Body Lotion 200ml
absolute favourite body oil! slightly sticky at first, but the scent lasts ages and its very very hydrating and glowy.
2 Pack Vaseline Cocoa Radiant Body Oil 200ml
stunning scent! has quite a string alcohol scent at first but it fades very fast, leaving a pure vanilla scent that is very longlasting! I personally prefer the shimmer version, but I've attached the standard version here.
Victoria Secret Bare Vanilla Mist 250ml + Guide
quite an expensive item! i typically buy this second hand as i can't rationally spend this much money haha. very strong cherry scent at first, but fades into a warm cherry-vanilla. absolutely obsessed.
Yves Saint Laurent Black Opium Over Red 90ml
face
current skincare rotation; will update when things change
great cleanser so far! i'll update this once i'm done with the bottle though.
ANUA Heartleaf Pore Control Cleansing Oil 200ml
i'm on my second bottle of this and i'm absolutely obsessed with it! a very gentle cleanser that leaves my skin clean without drying it.
The INKEY List 2% Salicylic Acid Cleanser 150ml
all time favourite moisturiser! my skin loves everything vitamin c, so this is fantastic.
Super Facialist Vitamin C Overnight Resync Cream 50ml
such a fantastic moisturiser. I use this on top of my vitamin c moisturiser, it's very thick and quite oily which is absolutely perfect for those dry winter months.
Nivea All Purpose Moisturising Cream, 150 ml
obsessed with these! i put these on in the night and take them off when I wake up! i'm quite cautious with how long i keep them on though, as they are extremely drying on my skin. make sure to moisturise after!
Mighty Patch Original Acne Spot Patches - 72
so relaxing! it works with sculpting my face as I have a lot of water trapped in my face, however even if I didn't see effects, it's such a therapeutic habit to have.
Rena Chris Stainless Steel Gua Sha Tool
i will never shut up about this sunscreen! i'm so obsessed with it that multiple people gifted me this during the holidays! leaves the skin glowy but not oily at all! i'm not the right person to deduce whether it leaves a white cast or not.
Beauty of Joseon Relief Sun (50Ml, 1.69Fl.Oz)
i've only recently started to use this (once a week so far) but i really like it so far! will update more as i use it.
The Ordinary Retinal 0.2% Emulsion Serum
hair
hot girls have damaged hair (but want to fix it)
great oil! definitely made my hair feel healthier as someone who dyes my hair and uses heat frequently.
Nature Spell Rosemary Oil for Hair Growth 150ml
great for stimulating scalp!
Bamboo Hair Brush for Growth, Detangling, Scalp Massage
hands down the best shampoo and conditioner combo! leaves my hair light and airy, and gives me more definition than other shampoos (type 2b-c hair)
Garnier Ultimate Blends Sleek Restorer Set
great oil! i use a little bit in my ends every night, i love it.
Handcraft Blends Organic Jojoba Oil 473ml
also amazing oil! i only use this after hair washes on damp hair.
OGX Argan Oil of Morocco Hair Oil 100ml
honestly don't have a preference for which ones of these i use, but i always like to put my bangs and the crown of my hair in these! great shape and volume.
50PCS Hair Rollers Set with Clips & Bag
I love wearing this over my rollers in the night! definitely keeps them in place and otherwise helps with breakage. bonus: it keeps my hair out of my face and therefore out of my skincare! i've been meaning to go to a hair shop to get another one.
BONNET QUEEN Reversible Silk Adjustable Bonnet
good for my hair and skin when I can't find my bonnet!
Kitsch Satin Pillowcase with Zipper, Queen, Ivory
i trim my hair every month as i'm extremely prone to split ends despite my haircare. This set is great and convenient!
CIICII Professional Hairdressing Scissors Set
footcare
make them look sellable!
i love using these! i recommend using an exfoliating/peeling one once, then these moisturising ones once a week! I have several vitamin and nutrient deficiencies, so my skin gets flaky extremely quickly, but these do the trick to rehydrate.
Plantifique Hydrating Foot Mask Socks - 4 Pairs
sometimes you just need to pull out the cheese grater. don't overdo it though, it will make it worse (ask me how i know)
Easkep Stainless Steel Foot File Pedicure Tool
my dad swears by this brand for his hands, so i got the foot version and i fear i have to agree with him on this one! very hydrating and helps with cracking.
O'Keeffe's Healthy Feet, 91g, Packaging may vary
nails
i can't afford to get my nails done nor am i skilled enough to do them myself, so I use this instead to keep them neat! affordable and has most of the things you need
FANDAMEI 12pcs Nail Files & Buffer Set
gorgeous finish and protects my nails while they grow! i'm on my 3rd bottle of this and will keep buying.
TOMICCA Milky White Gel Nail Polish 8ml
some people say that cuticle oil is a scam, but i can't help but disagree.