when your wardrobe's as black as your telltale heart, and every day is halloween (including xmas), celebrate the darkest time of the year in the only colour that matters. fa-la-la-la-laa la-la-la bela lugosi's dead.
When the forest at midnight is as black as your heart - bring it inside! (If you're cold, they're cold)
6ft Black Christmas Tree with LED Lights
Every good tree deserves a collar!
Black Christmas Tree Collar
Your knees will appreciate the plush pile of this tree skirt - tres aesthetique!
36" Faux Fur Black Christmas Tree Skirt
It's carnival Beetlejeuse! I bet this tree skirt is a portal into the afterlife (hopefully not the sand worms).
Black & White Circle Tree Skirt with Pompoms
Start with a base of classic black velvet. Can you hear the dancefloor calling…
16 Pcs Velvet Christmas Hanging Ball Set
Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather…
Mirror Black Christmas Ball Ornaments (40ct)
For the traditionalists: Poinsettias, but BLACK. And glittery!
12pcs Glitter Poinsettia Clips & Stems
No tree is complete without drops of despair and agony, glittering like freshly fallen tears. Oh, the woe!
Droplet Baubles - Matte & Glitter
Make it a cenobite celebration, with hooks that are a decoration in and of themselves (guaranteed not to tear your soul apart).
200pcs Christmas Ornament Hooks,
When your mom complains about all the black, you can show her these. There's also some filigree and studs going on - nice!
100 pcs Shatterproof Christmas Ornaments
These big balls look like they jumped into a vat of glitter after rolling around on a sticky dancefloor. A perfect end to a perfect evening.
4" Black Christmas Balls Ornaments 6 Pcs
Something light and pretty for the more ethereal among us. Goth is a safe and welcoming space for all.
Shatterproof Black Christmas Ball Ornaments
Look at this lovely star, all tied up and ready to balance on top of a xmas tree sure to delight Jack Skellington.
8" Black Tree Top Star with LED Timer
Maybe you want to bring a bit of the club home for xmas with this colour-chamging star that pulses to the music. I feel my arms waving already!
45cm LED Moravian Star Tree Topper, App Control
It is inevitable that, at some point in the celebrations, murder will cross your mind. This urge is a natural result of spending time with family, but should not be acted upon! Let these bloody knife-wielding black cats be a subtle statement that you...
Murderous Black Cat Christmas Ornament
Contemplating calling Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelge--- just to get out of here? Look no further than these mom-appeasing balls of sequined whimsy.
12pcs Black & White Sequin Christmas Balls
These hanging snowflake ornaments are a bit basic, but there's always That Guy who shows up in a black t-shirt and jeans and thinks he can “score a goth chick”. Wrong. Go hang out there with the snowflake ornaments, preferably behind the tree.
Black Glitter Hanging Snowflake Ornaments (40pc)
These matte glitter snowflake ornaments are pretty and inoffensive - good to fill in the gaps and add a little “xmas spirit”.
6pcs Glitter Black Silver Snow Ball Ornaments
Oh look, more whimsy. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law, and all that.
24pcs Christmas Ball Plaid Fabric Christmas Balls
These have terrible reviews, but for $24, I'd take a chance on these bastards.
Sweary Bauble Bundle - 12 Pack Ornaments
Add a little more swirly, curly, bead-filled light to the black void currently lurking in the shadows of your living room. It can't rain all the time.
30pcs Clear and Black Christmas Ornaments
Oh, the Fallen! They fell from heaven, but they will not fall from your xmas tree. Unless you have cats, then all bets are off.
12pcs Angel Feather Wings Christmas Ornaments
More snowflakes, perhaps a little less basic. At least they're glittery.
36pcs Black Glitter Christmas Snowflake Ornaments
What's this? What's this? An absolute must have is what they are! Combine with Sheridan's for a VERY happy xmas!
6-Pack Glitter Candy Cane Tree Decorations
Matte like a Doc Martens, faceted like studs on a leather jacket, cracked like our souls held together by the beat. These ornaments are truly a reflection of what it means to be goth.
36pcs Christmas Tree Decorations Set
Black on black on black Level 1
Black Lace Tablecloth Runner 30''x120''
Black on black on black Level 2
Lace Tablecloth Overlay Tablecloth (60''x120'')
Black on black on black Level 3
Black Velvet Rectangle Tablecloth 60"x102"
Trying to find decent black dinnerware sets is like trying to get into latex pants: Exhausting and seemingly impossible. This set's okay.
Matte Black Dinnerware Set - Microwave Safe
Commit to the bit with black cutlery. Silver is also on the goth-approved list of colours, so this optional. But cool, and bound to disturb someone.
60-Piece Stainless Steel Cutlery Set for 12
Silver candles so that your home and dinner table look a little less like you're planning a nefarious ritual. These are spiral, which looks so cool, and they should melt in interesting patterns.
10 Inch Spiral Taper Candle,
LOOK at these candlesticks - they are beauty and grace, elegance and taste!
Set of 6 Tapered Candle Holders - Black
A ball-shaped silver candle that's perfect for xmas!
6-Piece Ball Candles, 3-Inch, Metallic Silver
These candles almost have a chrome finish! I like the shape too.
Metallic Cone Top Pillar Candle Set of 3
Ye olde faithful pillar candle in a lovely dark silver that would compliment the brighter silvers of the other candles.
Pillar Candle, 3 by 6-Inch, Metallic Silver
Adorn your tree with creeping rose vines for the creeping inescapability of death. Put your wrist to your forehead and lie on the floor as you contemplate the beauty in pain. Merry xmas. Siouxsie bless us, everyone!
Artificial Black Rose Vine with Golden (6 feet)
Bats - angels of the night. What sweet music they make… as long as it's not carols. Go hark your heralds on somebody else's front lawn.
60 Pcs Halloween Bats Decoration, 4 Sizes
Crows are absolutely a substitute for sheep and donkeys. Let's see livestock ferry the souls of the dead. Pffft.
Halloween Black Crows
Hang these on the mantel. Watch for suspicious disappearances from stockings.