
A custom made corset







Two pairs of anti-social socks (fuck you, Aunt Carol, it's not a phase)









Outfits to make sure I'm not included in any photos











Four fabulous Fluevogs that say “I kick and bite”

















Five very on-brand rings



































Six (x four) obscenely expensive gourmet chocolates as black as my soul











Seven deathly bath & body products













Eight drinks for coping













Nine crosses to banish the bad vibes


















Ten creepy kisses in the cemetary
























An entire garden of otherworldly delights! (AndromedasCurse on etsy has some of the most original dark/witchy/goth scents. It's not just all berries and sweetness - there's a lot of green notes, along with unusual notes like milk, and plenty of woods...












12 pairs of skin-obscurers lest my vampire-white legs cause anyone to go blind























