We’ve all been there: the questionable smells, the one stall with a broken lock, the missing toilet paper, and the eternal “Do I hover or build a seat fortress?” debate. Here’s my ultimate survival kit for public restrooms: funny, useful, and slightl...
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The “Please Don’t Let Me Touch Anything” Kit
Just a Clean Girl in a Germ-filled World
Bathroom Lockdown Mode
The “Please Don’t Let Me Touch Anything” Kit
These are the barrier-makers, germ-fighters, and sanity-savers. If it keeps me from having to touch anything with my bare hand (or bum), it goes in my bag.
In the very UNFORTUNATE event that I touched something I always keep one of these close by to disinfect my hands if I can’t reach a sink immediately. They also smell pretty good too
Touchland Power Mist Hand Sanitizer Trio
This tiny tool opens doors, presses buttons, and reduces touching high traffic zones. Looks like a weapon. Feels like peace of mind
No Touch Door Opener Tool 4 Pack - Keychain
For when you’re too tired to squat like a ninja but too scared to raw-dog a public toilet seat
MP MOZZPAK XL Flushable Toilet Seat Covers (60)
Just a Clean Girl in a Germ-filled World
These help me exit the bathroom feeling CLEANSED—spiritually and physically. Great for post-squat glow-ups and hand dryer trauma recovery.
Convenient. Portable. Life changing. Also a great alternative for down there wipes
Easy@Home Portable Peri Bottle 380ml BPA-Free
You can only trust public toilet tissue paper so much and dry toilet paper can only do so much. These are gentle, secretly luxurious, and perfect to drop in any bag or pocket
The Honey Pot Feminine Wipes - 15 Ct (3 Pack)
Shove a few of these clips or scrunchies in your bag so that you can keep your hair up and not have it touch anything you don’t want it to
Goody Hair Accessories Kit, 51 PC Neutral Set
Bathroom Lockdown Mode
You’ve locked the stall door. Now what? Here’s what I keep for “vibe setting”, emergency situations, or killing time in there (yes, I’m serious).
If I’m going to be stuck in a stall, we’re setting the scent. Period. (Also I’m not trying to be extra embarrassed after leaving a stall… YES i know we are in the bathroom but you knowww)
Poo-Pourri 3pk Spring 2025 Edition 'On The Go' Toilet Spray 10ml
In a ziplock place a couple folds of toilet paper in the bag that you carry TRUST ME! It’s always the worst when you get to a stall and find out there is no paper! (Another tip is to check for toilet paper first! AND NEVER use the first few sections)