They might not be cute on your shelf, but they will have you looking unreasonably good. This list is full of the weird, boring, and straight-up ugly products that quietly do the most - no aesthetic, just results.
It actually stays where you apply it, even as you sleep, and it’s never broken me out, despite how rich it is.
Futurewise Slug Balm Moisture
The OG, can’t-be-beat, never fails me formula is now in a handy stick form
Aquaphor Healing Balm Stick for Immediate Relief
Dip a cotton bud in the bottle and dab it onto your breakout for a fast-acting overnight treatment.
Mario Badescu Skincare Drying Lotion
They use micropoints to target and deep clean any gunk while giving blemishes a much-needed hit of salicylic acid, sodium hyaluronate, and niacinamide.
Hero Cosmetics Mighty Patch - Invisible+
It’s a beautiful and easy hack for making our whole bod radiant and youthful instead of neglected because we just spent 20 minutes on our face.
The Glow Getter Body Oil
It sits atop your head in a gentle, silky tie, so you can sleep peacefully. And it comes in three sizes to suit fine, thin, or thick hair.
The Sleepy Tie
The mask is comfortable to sleep in, and I appreciate that it doesn’t slide off - I’m a side sleeper, so this is a tough feat.
Bio Collagen-Real Deep Beauty Mask 4 Sheets
After a week, I woke up less puffy, and my jawline and cheekbones looked more pronounced.
Skin Gym Mouth Tape (30 Pack)
My hair now feels manageable sans grease, encouraging me to apply it nightly.
Stem Cell Scalp Serum
Who doesn’t love fluttery lashes?
GrandeLASH-MD Lash Enhancing Serum Mini
I love getting back the extra time I would spend on my hair.
Kitsch Heatless Hair Curler In Satin
It definitely hydrates my lips and beyond that could 100% pass for lip gloss.
Laneige Lip Sleeping Mask EX Mini Size
Takes the dirt from my pores giving me that glass skin.
Peel Shot-Glow Rice
A good oiling a day keeps that hair fall at bay
Moroccanoil Treatment Original
I can FEEL the glow after using these!
First Aid Beauty Facial Radiance Pads with Glycolic and Lactic Acids
Actually refreshens your hair and makes it feel alive again.
Super Dry Shampoo - Melrose Place
ERASES hair damage and worked actual wonders for my ends
Antisocial Leave-In Dry Hair Mask
You've seen them everywhere already, might as well invest.
Jade Roller + Gua Sha Stone Facial Duo - EcoTools
Soft eye mask, weighted for deeper sleep, AND lavender scented.
Lavender Scented Satin Weighted Eye Mask
For just TWO dollars you can elevate your haircare game.
MONDAY Scalp Massager Cushion Brush
I use it on my underarms and it has considerably lightened and removed unpleasant odors that are caused by sweat.
Glycolic Acid 7% Exfoliating Toner
Helped with health issues while growing my hair like crazyyyy - it grew almost 2 inches in a month!
