Welcome to the ever-growing list of things I buy for my dachshund Benny because he’s a low-riding, high-maintenance little sausage who has me completely wrapped around his paw. This is a mix of the practical stuff, the necessary stuff, and the fun st...
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Supplements
Toys
Food
Clothes & Harnesses
Grooming
Training & Games
Supplements
Being this long, low, and legendary doesn’t happen by accident. It takes a strictly curated regimen of oils, chews, and "pills hidden in cheese" to keep this sausage-shaped temple in peak condition. Whether it’s fish oil for a coat so shiny it’s dist...
I started giving Benny green lipped mussel powder when he turned one, mostly because dachshunds and back problems go together like… well, like dachshunds and digging holes they shouldn’t. It’s supposed to help with joint health and inflammation, whic...
Green Lipped Mussel Powder - 100g
I give Benny salmon oil for the omega-3s, which are supposed to be good for his joints, coat, and brain—basically all the things. Honestly, this is one where I actually notice a difference—his coat is noticeably softer and shinier, and his seasonal a...
Wild Alaskan Omega-3 Blend Salmon Oil for Dogs & Cats
Look, we’re just going to be honest here—Benny has had stinky anal gland issues, and Glandex actually works. Before this, we were at the vet getting them expressed way too often, which was unpleasant for everyone involved. Since starting him on the p...
Glandex
Benny absolutely hates having his teeth brushed—like, full-on wiggly tantrum every time. Seadent powder has made things way easier since I can just add it to his food and he has no idea he’s getting any dental care. I can’t say his breath is suddenly...
Animal Essentials Sea-Dent Dental Powder
Toys
Benny has two moods: "Must Destroy" and "Mom, please fix my friend." These toys are either tough enough to withstand a Doxie’s "death-shake" or worth the three times I’ve had to sew their heads back on. It’s a toxic cycle but how can I say no to anot...
Benny doesn't just play with these; he’s in a committed relationship with them. We have about 12 scattered around the house in various stages of "well-loved" (translation: gross). He doesn't care if the squeaker died in 2024 or if it’s covered in dri...
Wubba
Food
Dachshunds have a biological need to be chewing at all times. This section is dedicated to the long-lasting collagen sticks and treats that actually stand up to those tiny shark teeth. It’s a curated menu for a mini dog with a massive appetite.
Benny doesn't do "gentle" chewing, and these fish skins provide the perfect satisfying crunch he craves. They’re great for his teeth and even better for his mood. It’s the healthiest way to be a little bit "extra," even if the smell lingers just long...
Talls Ocean Chews Wolffish Skins (Beams)
Benny has a very strict union contract, and it clearly states that one skinny collagen chew must be served before any snoring can commence. These are his favorite nightly wind-down snacks—they’re long-lasting enough to keep him busy while I get ready...
REWARDABLES Healthy Chewers Natural Collagen & Beef Sticks High ...
When Benny wants to settle in for a serious chew session, these are his go-to. They’re durable, natural, and high-protein. The best part? He’s figured out that if he looks at me with those Doxie eyes, I’ll hold the end of it so he can just lay back a...
Bully Sticks
Because apparently a regular lamb ear wasn't fancy enough for this mini-dachshund, we’ve upgraded to the liver-coated version. It’s the "extra sprinkles" of the dog world. Benny treats these like a fine steak—he takes his time, finds a sunny spot on ...
Lambs Ears For Dogs | ZIWI US
Benny considers himself a bit of a culinary critic, so we have a rotating menu of Lamb, Beef, Rabbit, and Goose to keep his refined palate interested. I just crumble these over his bowl and suddenly he's the fastest eater in the world. It’s basically...
PetSmart
In this house, chicken is a four-letter word. Benny is a high-maintenance gentleman with a refined digestive system, so we stick strictly to the salmon life. It keeps his skin from getting itchy and his tummy from making those "uh-oh" noises in the m...
Pro Plan Sensitive Skin & Stomach Small Breed Dry Dog Food
If I don’t have a handful of these Pupford treats, Benny suddenly "forgets" all his commands. They’re freeze-dried to lock in the flavor, which apparently smells like a Michelin-star steakhouse to him. I love them because they aren't messy or greasy,...
Freeze Dried Beef Liver Training Treats for Dogs & Puppies
I love these because I don't have to be the "portion police." They are small enough that we can do a whole scent-training session or a round of puzzles and Benny still feels like he hit the jackpot. They are 100% pure salmon, so they taste incredible...
Freeze Dried Salmon Training Treats for Dogs & Puppies
Clothes & Harnesses
Finding clothes for a dog shaped like a baguette shouldn't be this hard! Benny genuinely loves a wardrobe change, especially if it involves soft fabrics and a lot of compliments. These are the harnesses that stay secure on his chest and the sweaters ...
This is the off brand version but works just as good. Benny loves his "ears tucked" look. This soft, stretchy hoodie is like a constant hug for his head. It’s the ultimate tool for a noise-sensitive king who just wants to nap in total silence. If he’...
Happy Hoodie
Benny is about two inches off the ground, which means every walk is a potential mud bath. I gave up on fabric leashes years ago because they just soak up swamp water. These Biothane leashes are a game changer—they look like fancy leather but you can ...
BioThane
If you think Benny is the only one in this house with a wardrobe, think again. These hoodies are the ultimate power move. My husband and Benny have matching sets, and let’s be honest—while my husband looks great, Benny absolutely clears. They are sup...
Dog Hoodie
If you think Benny is the only one in this house with a wardrobe, think again. These hoodies are the ultimate power move. My husband and Benny have matching sets, and let’s be honest—while my husband looks great, Benny absolutely clears. They are sup...
Human hoodie
Grooming
Maintaining this level of "Influencer Status" takes work. From the high-speed nail trims to the minty-fresh breath (no more dragon breath, please!), these are the tools required to keep me from looking like a swamp creature. It’s called maintenance, ...
Benny has black nails, which means I have absolutely no idea where the quick is, and I’m too scared to use regular clippers and hurt him. A nail grinder has been a lifesaver because I can go slowly and carefully without the risk of clipping too far a...
Grinder
This spray has become my go-to for basically any skin issue Benny has. He gets dry, flaky skin on his ears from allergies, and a few sprays of this seems to help clear it up. I also use it on random cuts and scrapes he gets from our hikes—because app...
Antiseptic & Antifungal Medicated Spray | For Dogs and Cats
These wipes live in like three different places in my house because I use them constantly. After walks, Benny’s paws are always dirty (dachshunds are low to the ground, so everything gets on them). Sometimes he just smells weird and needs a quick wip...
Earth rated dog cleaning wipes
If you think I’m getting near Benny’s mouth with "fresh mint," you don't know my dog. This is essentially a five-star steak dinner in a tube. It’s an enzymatic formula, which means it does the heavy lifting of breaking down plaque while Benny thinks ...
Clinically Proven Toothpaste Formula for Healthy Pet Teeth & Gums
Let’s be honest: a standard toothbrush is too big for a mini-dachshund’s mouth. He thinks it’s a weird, rubbery massage that tastes like London Broil—I think of it as avoiding a massive vet bill.
Dog Toothbrush Finger Toothbrush Kit
Training & Games
Benny might be small, but his scent-work game is elite. This isn't just a toy; it’s a workout for his mind. It keeps him from getting bored (and from deciding that the baseboards look like a snack). He gets so proud of himself when he solves the puzz...
Sniff and Seek | Dog Scent Kit Game | Scent Training for Dogs
Benny has been a puzzle enthusiast since his puppy days—literally. Back then, he’d leave a perfectly good bowl of food sitting untouched just to wait for me to put it in a puzzle. He doesn’t want a handout; he wants a challenge. This Level 2 spinner ...
Dog Tornado Interactive Treat Puzzle Dog Toy, Blue
Since Benny has been a puzzle pro since he was a puppy, he eventually started solving the Level 2 stuff in his sleep. We had to bring in the big guns: the Level 4 Slider. Watching his little gears turn while he methodically moves each slider is fasci...
level 4 dog puzzles - Nina Ottosson
For the days when Benny decides that chewing is optional and inhaling food is his primary hobby, we use this. It’s a standard slow feeder that turns a 30-second meal into a three-minute scavenger hunt. It’s basically a speed bump for his face, forcin...