The Florida essentials outside the obvious (snacks)!
Just get SOME kind. You’ll need it here. People aren’t the only things thriving in Florida. I once had (not kidding) 30 bites on one ass cheek. And more on the other (insert jokes here).
Best Insect & Pest Repellent Body Sprays
I used to be terrible at remembering sunscreen, but here the sun will kick your ass fast, even on cloudy days.
Sunscreen
Sometimes you don’t plan on hitting water, but it happens here. Don’t stay soggy!
Beach Towels
Sometimes you’ll run into a spot that’s cash only here. So be safe and just take some cash!
Cash
You don’t have to spend a ton. Shield those peepers though. It can get so bright, you may turn your head and hiss like a vampire.
Cheap Sunglasses for Kids and Adults | Five Below
These babies have kept my preciouses safe when I’m going to the beach or near some body of water. And there’s water everywhere here.
Dry Bag
You don’t need to have a baby to love these! You never know what you’ll get into when you’re traveling, these just make clean up easier.
Pampers Sensitive Baby Wipes, 336 Total
Discovered this after living in Fl. I don’t know what witchery is in this shit, but the times I’ve spent too much time outside and then used this, I somehow didn’t burn. You’ll wanna apply this after you’ve been out all day.
After Browning Lotion | Maui Babe, Inc.
This little guy allows you to zip through the tolls easily!
SunPass
I know, I know. Sounds crazy, but this is the best lip balm, especially for Florida. Works wonders.
Earth Mama Organic Nipple Butter BUT use it as lip balm!!
You’ll see these everywhere here. Of course if you’re visiting, it won’t make sense. But if you’re moving here or live here, these come in handy for sure. Just make sure you stake em down, don’t let it blow away like I did.
