Straightforward grooming + skincare for guys who hate 10-step routines. Nothing fancy, just the stuff that fixes oily skin, beard burn, and post-gym face after staring at SQL for 8 hours. All unisex-safe, most drugstore price. Contains affiliate link...
Face and body in one tub. Fragrance-free, absorbs fast, zero grease. My roommate keeps stealing it.
CeraVe - 16.0 oz Moisturizing Cream Body and Face ...
Default face wash. Does not strip after a gym night, no fragrance drama.
CeraVe Hydrating Face Wash with Hyaluronic Acid and ...
Salicylic wash for face and back. Fixes the breakouts I get after full-court sessions.
CeraVe SA Renewing Salicylic Acid Face Cleanser with ...
Charcoal earns its keep on a sweaty Tuesday night. Two pumps, 30 seconds, rinse. My face does not feel tight afterward.
Clinique For Men Charcoal Face Wash - Clinique | Ulta Beauty
Gym in the morning, this gel at night. Clears sunscreen and sweat without that tight squeaky finish.
Turbo Wash Energizing Cleanser - Jack Black | Ulta Beauty
Two nights a week max. My forehead is smoother and my phone camera stopped noticing the texture.
AHA Refining Face Scrub - Blind Barber | Ulta Beauty
Barber-chair scrub bar. Clears a full week of city grime and sweat in one pass. Buy the small bar first, it goes fast.
TAT BUFF Gentle Exfoliating Wash - REUZEL | Ulta Beauty
Oily-skin moisturizer that does not slide off by lunch. Two pumps after cleansing, done. No sunscreen mixed in on purpose.
Clinique For Men Oil Free Moisturizer - Clinique | Ulta Beauty
Moisturizer and sunscreen in one step. One less bottle at 6am, and nothing sticky under sweat mid-game.
Double Duty Face Moisturizer SPF 20 - Jack Black | Ulta Beauty
Late deploys and 1am dashboards show up under my eyes. Two weeks of this and the screenshots stop looking haunted.
Eye Fuel Eye Cream for Dark Circles - Kiehl's Since 1851 | Ulta Beauty
Actually invisible, no white cast on my neck. Courts, commutes, and the walk to the office all count as outdoor.
Particle Invisible Sunscreen For Men - Particle for Men | Ulta Beauty
Three tubes live in my gym bag now. Lips stop peeling by week two, and one is always missing.
The Balm Squad SPF 25 Lip Balm Gift Set - Jack Black | Ulta Beauty
Three drops, no stickiness. Beard stopped looking like straw and the itch under my chin is gone.
Beard Oil with Kalahari Melon Oil & Vitamin E - Jack Black | Ulta Beauty
No sting, no alcohol burn. My face stays calm the day after a close shave instead of going red by lunch.
Post-Shave Balm with Tea Tree Oil - BEVEL | Ulta Beauty
Lightweight balm that sinks in before the 9am standup. Skincare over cologne, every time.
After Shave Balm - Baxter of California | Ulta Beauty
One bottle for face and beard, so fewer products in the shower caddy. Aloe keeps it from drying out my skin.
Face & Beard Wash with Aloe Vera - BEVEL | Ulta Beauty