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Life's too short for boring clothes. At RissaRoos Unrated, we create apparel for people with a sarcastic sense of humor, zero filter, and a talent for saying what everyone else is thinking. From hilarious graphic tees and trucker hats to mugs and acc...
This softstyle tee carries an edgy, horror-inspired graphic that speaks to fans of cult movies and late-night scares.
Horror Besties T‑Shirt — Creepy Faces Graphic Tee
This softstyle tee carries a moody, nostalgic collage of vintage horror poster art across the chest. It reads like a midnight scavenger hunt through carnival archives — faded polaroids, cracked paper edges, and unsettling clowns that hint at storylin...
Horror Movie Clown Collage T‑Shirt — 'We All Float Down Here' Vintage
This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a nostalgic, collage-style print that feels like a private bulletin board of late-night memories and indie moments.
T-Shirt — Retro Polaroid Horror Collage Tee (vintage motel & masked sl
Lightweight yet substantial, this garment-dyed tee feels like an old favorite the moment you put it on. The front illustration — a rustic, brick-like crystal with a vintage type treatment — reads like a quiet declaration: "This is the crystal I’m usi...
Crystal Protection T-Shirt — "This Is The Crystal I'm Using To Protect
This tee speaks with a wink and a little edge. Bold block type reads “UNHINGED” across the chest, turning a simple black shirt into a statement piece that feels equal parts playful and defiantly honest.
Unhinged Graphic Tee — Bold White Logo Casual T-Shirt
Soft, lived-in tee with quiet attitude. The simple varsity-style FERAL print sits bold across the chest on a lightweight, ring-spun cotton shirt that breathes and layers with ease. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to feel a little w...
FERAL Graphic Tee — Bold Collegiate Lettering Casual T-Shirt
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings bold, playful attitude to everyday wear. The relaxed-fit cotton feels substantial yet soft thanks to garment-dyeing, so the colors settle into the fabric with a lived-in, vintage vibe. The front features a vi...
T-Shirt — "Running on Bad Decisions Since Birth" Retro Graphic Tee
Lightweight nostalgia with a wink — this garment-dyed tee carries a sun-soaked, retro road-trip scene on the back and a small matching emblem over the heart. The illustration reads like a postcard from a loud, laughing evening: neon skies, palm silho...
"Fueled By Cheesecake and Bad Decisions" 80s ...
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a playful slice of mischief to everyday wear. Soft, broken-in cotton and a heavyweight hand let the colorful raccoon art sit like a little badge of attitude — eyes bright, knife in paw, surrounded by doodled hear...
Raccoon "It's OK to Be a Little Stabby Sometimes" Graphic T-Shirt
A soft, garment-dyed tee that wears like an old favorite and tells a story before you say a word. A wide-eyed raccoon in a cozy sweater clutches a jack-o’-lantern while bats and autumn leaves swirl around the phrase “Socializing is my horror story.” ...
Halloween Tee "Socializing Is My Horror Story" Jason Raccoon
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings mischievous Halloween energy to everyday wear. A playful, slightly sinister clown illustration—complete with balloons, jack-o’-lanterns, and the cheeky phrase “Delightfully Unhinged”—sits bold on the chest. Th...
Delightfully Unhinged Clown Tee
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings playful horror to everyday wear. Soft, washed color and heavyweight cotton give it a lived-in feel from day one. The front art gathers iconic spooky characters into a cheeky ensemble — bright pops of color, tiny ...
Horror Icons 'Chaos Is a Team Sport' Graphic T-Shirt
The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, t...
I'm Fine, It's Fine - Drip Color T-Shirt
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a playful, cozy vibe to everyday wear. A cheerful raccoon lounges in a sticker-covered dumpster, crowned and radiating confidence beneath the hand-lettered word “Thriving.” The heavyweight cotton and soft post-dy...
Thriving Raccoon Graphic Tee
This tee carries a darkly playful energy — soft, lightweight fabric with a bold, illustrated front that flips the upbeat slogan into something mischievous. The graphic blends hand-drawn knives, hearts, and retro patterning into oversized letters, fin...
T‑Shirt — 'Live, Laugh, Love' Crossed Out with 'Stab, Stab, Stab' Grap
This lightweight tee brings a nostalgic chill: a vivid portrait of a grinning, vintage-style clown set against a deep red halo, with the word "DERRY" grounding the design. The image feels cinematic and slightly unsettling in a way fans of classic hor...
Horror Clown Graphic T-Shirt — DERRY Scary
This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a quietly unsettling vibe — a torn-collage print of a masked face and splattered ink that reads like a fragment from a late-night noir. It sits loose and easy on the body, so the graphic becomes the focal point ...
Horror Graphic T-Shirt — ' Emotional Support Slasher' Blood-Splatter T
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a bold, retro-meets-psychedelic vibe. A colorful sugar-skull and whimsical mushrooms sit inside a framed, poster-style print reading “Good Vibes & Questionable Decisions,” giving the shirt a playful, slig...
T-Shirt — "Good Vibes & Questionable Decisions" Sugar Skull Graphic
This boxy tee speaks with boldness and a wink. The cropped, oversized silhouette drapes in a relaxed way — an easy staple for late-night plans, sun-drenched weekends, or spontaneous road trips. Soft, ring-spun cotton with pigment-dyed character gives...
Boxy Tee — "Tomorrow Is Not Promised Be A Bitch Today" Pink Kiss Graph
This lightweight crew tee carries a vintage, tongue-in-cheek vibe — retro lettering, warm distressed tones, and a playful pin-up illustration that reads ‘Calm down, we’ll make it look like an accident.’ It feels lived-in from the first wear: soft rin...
Calm Down We'll Make It Look Like An Accident T-Shirt
Lightweight and soft, this cotton tee carries a bold, hand-drawn graphic that reads like a coffee-fueled confession: bright pinks, playful hearts, and cheeky lettering combine to create an energetic, sassy vibe. The classic crew cut and clean silhoue...
Powered by Coffee and Sarcasm T-Shirt — Funny Coffee & Pettyness Graph
A lightweight, soft cotton tee with a cheeky, hand-lettered slogan across the chest that reads like a wink from a familiar local. The shirt’s smooth, ring-spun cotton feels breathable and lived-in from the first wear, while the tubular knit and reinf...
Graphic Tee — "What It Do Pelly Lou Out Here in Wishabishwoods"
This lightweight crew-neck tee brings bold attitude to everyday wear. Soft, ring-spun cotton feels gentle on skin while the smooth knit and ribbed collar keep its shape through repeated wear. Bright, sassy graphics pop on a clean white canvas — a che...
“Classy, Sassy & A Little Fucking Trashy” Graphic T‑Shirt
Soft, breathable, and built to last — this classic crew tee carries a bold, playful design that speaks with attitude. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels smooth against the skin, while a clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette fami...
Nice Lady Graphic T-Shirt — "I'm a Nice Lady, The Internet Said So"
This lightweight cotton tee carries attitude in every stitch. A bold lip print and unapologetic slogan sit center-stage on a clean crew-neck silhouette, made from soft ring-spun cotton that drapes comfortably all day. The tubular knit and taped shoul...
Tomorrow Is Not Promised Kiss Graphic T-Shirt — "Be A Bitch Today" Slo
Bright, playful, and a little bit cheeky — this cotton tee brings cartoon energy to backyard cookouts and late-night snack runs. A smiling hot dog and ketchup bottle wave from a sunny patch of grass, captioned with a tongue-in-cheek line that gets la...
T-Shirt — “I Squirt On Juicy Wieners” Ketchup & Hot Dog Funny Graphic
This lightweight crew neck tee brings a cheeky splash of seaside attitude to everyday wear. A bright, retro-style whale graphic in teal and pink sits at the chest with playful lettering, so the shirt reads like a joke you can wear out loud. The soft,...
Hurtn' for a Squirtin' Whale T-Shirt — Funny Nautical Graphic Tee
Soft, playful, and a little offbeat — this lightweight tee brings vintage cartoon energy into everyday wear. A cheerful peach character holds a bottle while surrounded by flowers, with bright lettering that reads a cheeky message. The colors pop on t...
Funny Graphic T‑Shirt — "I Bleach My Stink Wrinkle"
The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, t...
"Queef Queen" - Soft style T-Shirt
The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability.
Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt - F Kyle Raccoon Funny Retro 80's
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries attitude with a vintage tattoo–inspired graphic: a cheeky hand flipping the bird beneath bold, hashtagged lettering and surrounded by flames and spark motifs.
Graphic T-Shirt — #FUCKKYLE Retro Middle Finger Design
A clean, comfortable tee with a bold, vintage-inspired chest print that speaks with quiet confidence. The soft, lightweight cotton drapes easily and keeps its shape, while the ribbed crew neck and shoulder taping give a smooth, structured fit. Wear i...
Certified Menace T-Shirt White Writing Black Background – Funny Retro
A soft, lightweight tee that reads like a quiet badge of attitude. The minimalist black tee features bold white lettering arcing around a simple floral motif, saying what you feel without shouting. It drapes easily, holds its shape, and sits comforta...
Highly Unqualified T-Shirt
This lightweight cotton tee carries a nostalgic, sun-soaked vibe—bold sunset hues, palm silhouettes, and candid portraits stacked like Polaroids. It feels like laughter on a long drive and late-night reruns: casual, warm, and quietly defiant. Wear it...
Keeping It Golden Savage T-Shirt — Golden Girls Tribute Tee
Unrated Comfies
Comfy, cozy, and just a little unhinged. 🖤 Basically: comfy clothes for questionable personalities. 😏
Soft, slightly oversized crewneck with a bold embroidered wordmark across the chest — this sweatshirt reads like a quiet shrug and wears like a warm, everyday companion. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric feels substantial without being stiff....
Unhinged Graphic Sweatshirt – Minimal Retro Lettering Crewneck
A clean, comfortable crewneck with quiet confidence. This medium-weight sweatshirt drapes relaxed and steady — soft inside, durable on the outside. The bold embroidered word across the chest reads like a statement: unapologetic, untamed, and effortle...
Feral Crewneck Sweatshirt – Bold Text Graphic Pullover
Soft, roomy, and a little bit silly — this crewneck brings a bright, playful energy to cool days. A joyful raccoon peeks out of a colorful, sticker-covered box with confetti and the word “THRIVING” above it, turning an everyday sweatshirt into a smal...
Thriving Raccoon Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Thriving" Cute Raccoon in Colo
Soft, sturdy crewneck with attitude. This midweight sweatshirt drapes cleanly and feels familiar the moment you pull it on — brushed inside for cozy warmth, ribbed collar and cuffs that keep their shape, and robust double-needle stitching where it co...
Crewneck Sweatshirt – "I Don't Need A F*cking Motivational Quote, Just
A soft, midweight hoodie that feels like a quiet, confident hug. The subtle graphic — a textured lipstick kiss with distressed vertical slashes and muted pink text — reads like a private note you keep close. It sits center-chest for a low-key stateme...
Tomorrow Is Not Promised Kiss Hoodie
Unrated Hats
Top off your bad decisions with something cute. 🧢😈Hats for people who probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised. 😏
A crisp trucker cap with an artful, slightly-offbeat message embroidered on the front: a colorful, distressed text treatment that reads like a gentle, ironic mantra. The structured mid-profile crown keeps its shape while the breathable mesh back keep...
“It’s Fine, I'm Fine, Everything Is Fine” Color-Drip Trucker Cap
A laid-back, expressive trucker cap that speaks with color and a wink. The front panel shows a playful, paint-drip design of the phrase “It’s Fine” stacked and layered in lively hues — bright but slightly wobbly, like someone laughing through the cha...
Trucker Cap — "It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything Is Fine" Colorful Drip
Crisp retro lettering on a classic trucker silhouette — this cap carries attitude without shouting. The foam front keeps the “Certified Menace” graphic bold and clean, while the ventilated mesh back breathes on long days under the sun. It settles eas...
Certified Menace Trucker Cap - Black and White
This trucker cap carries a cheeky, confident attitude—bold embroidered-style text on a crisp foam front with breathable mesh back. It sits low and comfortable, the curved visor and six-row stitching giving it a lived-in look that loosens in all the r...
Certified Menace Trucker Hat
Trucker caps are perfect for merchandising—they're versatile and fit almost any occasion. A 100% polyester front and 100% nylon mesh weave back make these hats super durable through regular wear and tear. They come in one size with an adjustable plas...
Highly Unqualified Trucker Cap