Have a long trip coming up? Planning to travel with friends or family? Need something to read every day while on the bus or subway? Look no further! Here are some of the best books to read while on public transportation! Strangers definitely will not...
It's better to be safe than sorry!
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Eating gifted children DOES raise your IQ! It works! Trust me, I've tried it!
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Know the signs… Before it's too late
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to... book by Matthew Inman
An essential for all cat-owners
How To Know If Your Cat Is Introducing Communism?
I'm still working on this one… It's hard never being wrong
How To Fake Humility: Gag Journal, 120 Pages
I love this super in-depth how-to guide <3 Lots of valuable information!
How to Become a Federal Criminal Handbook
All children should be taught this by 1st grade at the latest
Avoid Being Eaten by Space Aliens: Funny prank book, gag gift, novelty notebook disguised as a real book, with hilarious, motivational quotes|Paperback
I love how discreet this cover is. Nobody will be suspicious and you'll blend in well!
How To Blend In After Escaping Prison
Don't worry, if you get in trouble, just show them this book and reassure them that it's HR approved!
HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid
Lots of great trouble-shooting tips for new parents! Probably the only parenting book you need, tbh
The Baby Owner's Manual: First-Year Guide
I love a good arts and crafts activity!
Knitting with Dog Hair: Sweater from Your Dog
….Oh!
How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Methods
I'm curious…
Experimenting with Babies: 50 Science Projects
A great self-help book if you're wanting to totally transform your life in 2025
How to Be More Shrek: An Ogre's Guide to... book by Barbara Layman
This is the perfect book to read in the break room <3
How to Pretend You Care: Office Small Talk
No because why are there so many gag gift books like this
Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt
As I always say, you should never go anywhere without your planner!
Plans for World Domination: Funny Notebook
Imagine seeing your pilot reading this while you're boarding a flight
How To Fly A Plane: Funny Pilot Gag Gift
Again, this has been HR approved!
HR Approved Ways to Say Things at Work
There are lots of great options on this list!
The Best Things to Scream Into book by Orson Spooring
