Welcome! I am Count Dracula, and this is my essential list of... things! Bleh, bleh, bleh! It is a monster how difficult it is to find proper merch for a vampire running a hotel full of hilarious monsters and quirky characters! It is one of the harde...
Ah, the family memories! The best training a future great-grand-vampire could ever ask for! I will hide the third one from Mavis, she spends too much time looking at the real world!
Hotel Transylvania 1, 2 & 3 (DVD)
A life-sized Mavis! Just like the real thing, but this one will stay right here in the hotel! No flying off to explore the world, my little 'zing,' you stay put!
5.3FT Hotel Transylvania Mavis Full Size Hanging Prop Decoration | Movie Decorations
Finally, a proper likeness! This one is not quite tall enough, mind you, and the cape needs more pizzazz... but it is excellent for confusing the guests. Bleh, bleh, bleh!
6.4FT Hotel Transylvania Drac Full Size Hanging Prop | Movie Decorations
Perfect for Mavis when she is in her bat form! It must hold plenty of sunscreen and her phone... wait, why does a bat need a phone? This is very confusing!
Hotel Transylvania Mavis Bat Costume Companion Bag
I am so cuddly! So soft! This is excellent for any human child who might wander into the lobby. A little marketing never hurt, as long as they don't touch the real me!
Hotel Transylvania Dracula Plush Toy
A little plushie Mavis! Adorable! I will place this next to Dennis's crib. He must learn to love his little vampiress mother... and not that silly wolf pup!
Hotel Transylvania Mavis Plushie | Hotel Transylvania Accessories
Blobby! The most delightfully squishy of all my friends! Excellent for cushioning any fall in the lobby. Just don't let anyone step on him; that is a very difficult cleanup.
Blobby Hotel Transylvania Plush Stuffed Figure
Ah, a video game! It's educational! Mavis says it is 'totally zing,' which I believe is a good thing. As long as it doesn't involve going outside of the castle.
Hotel Transylvania Scary Tale Adventure Switch
More adventures! More... overboard! I still feel dizzy from that cruise. This must be a training simulator for the staff—they need to be ready for the next time Murray gets us lost!
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A game the whole family can play! Much better than the 'Truth or Dare' Mavis keeps trying to get me to play. I will win, of course. Always bet on the vampire!
Rachel Lowe Hotel Transylvania 3 Family Board Game | For 2-4 Players
A mask of my likeness! I am very handsome, yes? It is also useful for when I need a quick disguise to avoid the 'Calming Circle' Mary suggested.
Hotel Transylvania Dracula Vacuform Mask
Costumes! For humans! Why would a human want to dress up as a glorious monster? This is a very confusing world. But it will make them look less... human.
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The 'mood,' yes! The mood of fear! The mood of shadows! This item is essential for setting a proper ambiance in the hotel—not that silly 'happy' music Jonathan plays.
Hotel Transylvania by the-mood
Another bat toy! Mavis has too many already. They must be going 'out of the box' with their ideas. But a soft bat is always nice for a good, long nap.
FYFZIK Plush Bat Toy Hotel Transylvania
Tiny, discarded plastic versions of my family! This is terribly unsettling! I will buy them all and keep them safe in my special treasure vault so nobody else can have them!
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