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Essentials for Florida Man.
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items This is a list of things for Florida man! If you are or know someone who is a "Florida man" this is a list for you.
A culinary masterpiece full of some Florida man favorites. Every Florida man should have a cookbook with some simple, affordable recipes.
White Trash Cooking: 25th Anniversary Cookbook
Be the star of your local mud bog with one of these…
Towing Hitch Stripper Pole
If you're a true Florida man you probably grew up drinking Kool-Aid out of mason jars. You may be a fancy wine sipper these days but these Florida man wine glasses will take you back to your roots! (affiliate link)
4 Redneck Wine Glasses | Redneck Wine Glass | Hillbilly Wine Glasses | Wedding Wine Glasses | Wedding Party Glasses | Redneck Wine Glass
Florida man sometimes uses these things to scare away tourists from his favorite swimmin hole.
2.4 GHz Remote Control Alligator Head RC Boat
Florida man always seems to have a riding mower of some sort. You automatically gain an extra 100 Florida man points if you get involved in a police chase on one of these. And you become a legendary Florida man if you manage to evade the police on on... (affiliate link)
Riding Lawn Mowers
Other places: Put our thinking caps on. Florida man: Put our drinkin caps on!
HandinHandCreations USA Merica Drinking Cap Adjustable Size Hat with Straw for Soda or Beverage Guzzler Drink Helmet - America Drinking July 4th Costume - All American Party Gear
This is how Florida man stays cool during tailgating parties.
This Portable Swimming Pool Will Make Your Summers So Much Better
Roman candle wars are a popular Florida man pasttime during 4th of July…or any time of year really. In fact, I never knew you weren't supposed to aim them at each other until much later on in life lol.
Roman Candles
Florida man most likely has one of these in his backyard. Gotta escape that brutal summer Florida heat somehow! (affiliate link)
Above Ground Pools
Florida man doesn't buy worms to go fishin…that's for amateurs. Instead, he charms them thangs right out of the ground with a special tool called a worm charmer. Florida man gains extra street cred when he wins the Worm Gruntin Contest at the Annual ...
Worm Grunting Stick Earthworm Collector
Florida man wears these to keep his feet nice and cozy and to support his team.
Florida Gators Mascot Slippers
Florida man often has these on the back of his pick'em up truck.
FloGrown Decal
A board game for Florida man.
Gut Bustin' Games Redneck Life Board Game
Florida man doesn't use ADT… instead he uses this to let those pesky thieves know he means business.
BigMouth Angry Little Garden Gnome Statue
The snack choice of Florida man! If it is dangerous or lives in a swamp…chances are good that it's on the menu.
Rattlesnake And Alligator Jerky
Florida man makes sure his next beer is never more than an arm's length away!
Calhoun Unisex 4th July USA Patriotic Beer Belt
More proof that inflation will get ya in one way or another…
Warning Price Increase Ammo No Warning Shot Sign
Florida man always has these types of signs plastered all over his property.
Beware Dog Sign - Funny Cat Shady Metal 8x12
This is a philosophy that Florida man lives by!
Moonshine Ain't Illegal Moonshiner T-Shirt
A prime example of the resourcefulness of Florida man. This epitomizes Florida man engineering, where you repurpose things you have lying around into something useful.
Redneck Back Scratcher from Recycled Caps
Being called a “cracker” is considered an honor to a Florida man. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Certified Cracker | Redneck Joke T-Shirt
Florida man security system.
Protected by Sign Fuck Around & Find Out 10"