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Things that suck!
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items Basically, this is a list celebrating the mediocre, the bad, the ugly, the incompetent, the foolish, and the absurd. For lovers of all things that suck! From 2nd-rate products to worst-rated “attractions”. If it sucks you've come to the right place! ...
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Goofy Wall Decor
Cringey/Outdated Fashion
Sucky Pointless Items
Lame N Outdated Home Decor
Things that just suck
Good items that got ruined by sucky details.
Goofy Wall Decor
Stuff to hang in your overpriced "artisan" cupcake shop.
Ah, nothing says “last decade” more than some Live Laugh Love wall decor! A favorite of jovial, out-of-touch, skinny-jean-wearing moms across the nation! Suckage scale rating: 2/5 Stars (affiliate link)
Laugh Love Wall Decor - Target
Alot of people put these in their kitchens these days. They're a bit pointless and silly in my opinion. Instead, why not get a nice painting that helps set the theme of the room. Suckage scale rating: 2/5 stars (affiliate link)
Wood Eat Sign - Target
Why are they selling this for $237.27?! That price is also the 59% off discounted price!!! I don't get it. Suckage scale rating: 4/5 stars
Ebern Designs 'Keep Cool' by Budi Satria Kwan Textual Art on Canvas
Some generic “inspirational” wall decor in that annoying wispy font to go above your sad grey couch…on your sad gray wall. At $137.99 (which is 41% off OG price) this will make your wallet empty and sad-just like your grey couch and walls. This would fit well in a place that sells overpriced fish tacos. Suckage scale rating: 3/5 stars
East Urban Home 'Riding a Bicycle' Textual Art on Canvas | Wayfair
An item for all those goofy moms out there that still call their dogs “doggo” or “furbabies”. Atleast this is not hundreds of dollars like some other wall decor I've come across. So for that reason I will be less harsh on my rating…I still think it s...
Gallerie II 8" x 8" Dog "Stay Paw-Sitive" w/ Hearts Cute Small Hanging Display Decorative Wall Plaque
Man, Target is a goldmine for goofy wall decor! Good job Target. Suckage scale rating: 2/5 stars (affiliate link)
tagltd Dream Play Love Wall Art 14 x 1.18 x 14 Inches.
Cringey/Outdated Fashion
Stuff that makes you look like a time traveler from 2012
Skinny jeans are considered “outdated” and therefore considered an item that “sucks” by people in this decade. Today they are mostly worn by out of touch soccer moms that have a wine and cheese addiction. Skinny jeans are perfect for those who want t...
Women's Skinny Jeans - GOOD AMERICAN
For some reason Wolf shirts were super popular around 2012. It was pretty cringe like most things from that era. Apparently Target still sells these in 2025…amazing. Suckage scale rating: 2/5 stars YOLO or whatever (affiliate link)
Wolf : Men's Shirts & Tops - Target
Ah yes, 2012 when wolf shirts and saggy beanies were a thing. I always thought these made people look like Keebler elves. Suckage scale rating: 2/5 stars
Cute Slouchy Beanies
I always hated these low cut socks, they would always give me painful heel blisters. I'm glad they're out of style now. Suckage scale rating: 3/5 stars (affiliate link)
No Show Socks - Target
Sucky Pointless Items
Items that don't accomplish anything other than make your wallet empty and sad.
Quite possibly the most pointless item of the 21st century. Suckage scale rating: 4/5 stars (affiliate link)
Shake Weight Exercise Weight 2-1/2 Lb. Boxed, White - Target
…The fact that these are a thing means we've reached peak idiocracy. Suckage scale rating: 5/5 stars
Croc Rakes
Lame N Outdated Home Decor
Boring home decor that makes your home look dated and sad.
I always thought these kinds of sinks were silly and impractical. Suckage scale rating: 3/5 stars
Vessel Bathroom Sinks - Wayfair
Grey “wooden” laminate flooring has aged like cottage cheese left outside on a hot summer day. Grey should be reserved for prison cell walls! Grey wood laminate flooring-the offical flooring of cheap home remodels. Suckage scale rating: 4/5 stars
Gray - Laminate Wood Flooring - The Home Depot
Things that just suck
Sometimes things just suck and no explanation is needed to explain why they suck.
Nothing says you love your mom more than some $15 jewelry from Target. Tip: If you're on a shoestring budget don't bother getting jewelry. Suckage scale rating: 3/5 stars (affiliate link)
14K Gold Dipped Cubic Zirconia Paw and Heart Slider Pendant Necklace - A New Day™ Gold
Good items that got ruined by sucky details.
It's like when you're making a 5-star meal and then a cockroach lands in it-ruining the entire meal.
An example of a decent product that has been ruined by the sad beige aesthetic. Color is important for childhood brain development. Parents, for the love of humanity, get your kids some colorful toys-even if it messes up that sad beige lifestyle you'...
ROBOTIME Play Kitchen for Kids Toddlers,Wooden Pretend Play Kitchen Set Toy with Cutting Food Set, Toys Gift for 3+ Kids,Beige,23"*11.7"*32"