Things this concealer has covered:
âś… Acne
âś… Dark circles
âś… Discoloration
âś… Razor nicks
âś… My tracks
❌ Freckles (never cover those)
Fenty Beauty Pro Filt'r Instant Retouch Concealer — #230
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Everyone always tells me my brows look good, so that’s one thing I have going for me.
ULTA Beauty Collection - Soft Brown Sculpting Brow Pencil
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You know how you’re supposed to throw away makeup after it’s been open for the recommended time on the package? I think eyeshadow is 24 months. Anyway, this has been my favorite palette since 2015.
Tarte tartelette In Bloom Amazonian Clay Palette
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No one tells you how when you get older, you become so fed up with beauty standards and looking nice all the time (for what? for whom?) that you just get one product that does it all and never look back. For me, it’s this. I literally just put it on ...
ULTA Beauty Collection California Sunlight Sculpt & Glow Baked Face Palette
Hair
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There I was, Saturday afternoon, Sally Beauty. I had gone here many times with my mom as a kid, but rarely come now that I’m older and Ulta has me in a chokehold. But I stumbled in that day looking for a rat tail comb and Renee Rapp’s holy grail lip ...
ion Blowout Weightless Shine Creme
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*I* think it works, but the guy at the mall who tried to peddle me a $600 hair straightener had other opinions on my dry ends…
ion Reparative Leave In Spray
Shower
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I once ended up on blackgirlshowertok, and now I double cleanse starting with an antibacterial soap.
Dial Gold Antibacterial Deodorant Soap 2 Pack
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Mom, I am a sexy-smelling rich man.
Cremo Body Wash Men, Palo Santo
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Step 1: Turn off shower
Step 2: Rub shower oil all over wet body
Step 3: Get out of shower and dry off
Step 4: Put on unscented lotion to lock in moisture and scent
Step 5: Profit
Buff City Soap Commando Shower Oil
Skincare
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For the fellow ADHD girlies, I give you: a two-in-one! And it doesn’t leave a white cast! And it feels really lightweight! And it makes me look 12-18 months younger!
Moisturizing Gel-Cream SPF 30
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I don’t have a funny joke for this one. Not everything has to be a joke, you know. It’s like I’ve gotta be “on” all the time with you people. Give a girl a break if she wants to just promote a vitamin C serum, geez…
Vitamin C Radiance-Boosting Renewing Moisturizer - DERMA E | Ulta Beauty
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Warning: This is NOT a THC product! There is no cannabis in this at all! Disappointing! But it makes my cracked legs soft so I’ll keep buying it.