Smell goods and beautifiers galore! Looking and smelling like plethoras of dollars
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Family Jewels
Smell Goods
Other Nonsense
Tame my rebellious hairs
Family Jewels
Beautiful everyday jewelry for humble frugal peasants like myself. Makes me feel classy and important among society. Very good quality for the price.
Caitlyn Minimalist
Sparkly treasures at affordable prices. Great for someone who loses their bling bling from time to time
PAVOI
The most unique high quality rings I've ever adorned myself with
BaniThani
Never basic always classy
Round Gemstone Studs - Earrings
Smell Goods
You will smell like mountain laurels wafting through the summer breeze
Prada Paradoxe Eau de Parfum - Fragrance
Tired of smelling like a peasant? Invest in these fragrance oils. Peasant smell be gone!
BlueWaterFragrances
This will have you smelling like an angel surrounded by ethereal vanilla bean clouds
Palmer's Tahitian Vanilla Body Care
Other Nonsense
Oh happy day!!! Tons of colors at very affordable prices. Will have you prancing around barefoot admiring your toes
Nail Polish - Color & Gel Polish
Amazing skincare that actually works. My oily dry pre pubescent yet somehow aging skin loves literally every product I’ve tried! Away with pimples and wrinkles! Away!!
FarmHouse Fresh
Leaves grotesque skin glowing with radiance
Watermelonaid® Wrinkle-Out Silky Gelée Serum
If you apply this at night you will wake up with the most refreshed plumped skin. Like a fountain of youth
Wine Down® Overnight Super Antioxidant Recovery Serum
Catches those bothersome crows and banishes them from your face
Crow Catcher® Eye Transforming Serum
Not recommended for houses 🤫 does an excellent job on toes and fingers though
INSTA-DRI
Scrubs away the sins from my face. Leaves it as soft something that is really soft
Timescape® Micromazing® 2-Minute Renewing Face Polish
Smoothes out the rough patches of my epidermis
bb tinted moisturizer SPF 30 sunscreen
Plump it up bub!!! Results in silky smooth plumped up kissers
Maracuja Juicy Lips - Tinted Lip Plumping Gloss
Giant wing lashes will whisk you away into the sky. Easy to remove when you are tired of looking like a 10.5
Tubing Mascara | Smudge-Proof Tartelette™ Tubing
Tones down the ugly on my face some
Neutrogena Anti Aging Perfector
Tame my rebellious hairs
Strengthens my weakling hairs so they can grow without succumbing to scissors by the hand of me
Leave-Ins - Marc Anthony
Nourishes my thirsty little hairs
Shampoos - Marc Anthony
Smells like something an attractive person would use
Palmer's Cocoa Butter Tahitian Vanilla Leave-In
The only thing that glides through the birds nest on my head
Wet Brush Official Site - Pain Free Brushing for Every Occasion
How swell! Tames the fried mess on my head into something more manageable
