Hot, unbothered, and just a little unstable.Chaotic Girl Summer Survival Kit
Because stability is overrated.
This is your official toolkit for living unbothered, semi-delusional, and borderline fabulous all summer long. Whether you're crying in a d...
Hydration is a mindset. (It’s rosé. The mindset is rosé.)
Portable Wine Purse
Protect your face and your delusions.
(Re)setting Refreshing Mist SPF 40
You’re not spiraling—you’re expressing yourself.
Temporary Tattoos
When the group chat says, “Just one drink.”
2 Pack Bling Rhinestone Mini Hip Flask
To block out the haters and UV rays.
Oversized Rhinestone Sunglasses
For impromptu trauma-dumping via Taylor Swift.
Mini Karaoke Microphone
Sip like you’re the star of your own reality show.
Edible Glitter For Drinks
For heel blisters, emotional wounds, and vibes.
BAND-AID® Hello Kitty Adhesive Bandages, 20 Count
See who's at the door… then ignore them.
Doorbell Camera (Drama Cam)
Because you should shimmer like the warning you are.
