Not all glow-ups are created equal—some are just a little extra. This list is for when you want to level up your look, energy, and revenge era. Think self-care, subtle shade, and “oh, she noticed” upgrades. Stay petty, stay pretty.
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Look Like the Plot Twist
Vibe Like You Never Knew Him
Petty Little Extras
Look Like the Plot Twist
No one expects the glow-up to come with glitter, gloss, and the cold stare of justice.
Fenty Gloss Bomb Universal Lip Luminizer – High-shine, juicy lips that say “I’m thriving.” Bonus: it smells like vanilla cupcakes.
Gloss Bomb Universal Lip Luminizer
XLNYX Glow Drops Serum – This glow hits like a plot twist. Use under makeup or solo for dewy villain origin story vibes.
NYX Born To Glow Liquid Illuminator - Sun
Anastasia Brow Freeze – Brows stiff enough to hold your standards in place.
Brow Freeze
Rare Beauty Soft Pinch Blush – A little color for your cheeks while you silently plan your comeback.
Rare Beauty Soft Pinch Liquid Blush Happy
Too Faced Better Than Revenge Mascara – Okay fine, it’s still called "Better Than Sex"—but we know what we mean.
Better Than Sex Volumizing Mascara
NARS Radiant Creamy Concealer – Covers dark circles from staying up late stalking his new girl’s TikToks.
Radiant Creamy Concealer
Glow Recipe Watermelon Niacinamide Dew Drops – Skin so glowy, it’s almost disrespectful.
Watermelon Glow Niacinamide Dew Drops
Dior Lip Oil – Luxurious, hydrating, and the kind of flex you apply silently in front of your haters.
DIOR Addict Lip Glow Oil Color-Awakening Gloss | Dior US
Jeffree Star Approved Mirror – To admire the face of a petty goddess
Hand Mirrors
Milk Makeup Cooling Water Stick – Chill your face and your attitude. He’s not worth the forehead wrinkle.
Cooling Water Eye Gel Stick for Puffy Eyes
Vibe Like You Never Knew Him
This energy? Unbothered. These products? Main character behavior.
Ariana Grande Cloud Perfume – Sweet, sexy, and slightly delusional. Just like you during the talking stage.
Ariana Grande Cloud Eau de Parfum - Warm Gourmand
Bose QuietComfort Noise Cancelling Headphones – To block out red flags and unsolicited opinions.
Shop QuietComfort Noise Cancelling Headphones
Chill AF Weighted Eye Mask – For naps so deep you forget his name
Healtheory Silk Weighted Eye Mask with Gel Pack
Candle: “Smells Like Closure” – Burn it while deleting photos. Therapeutic.
Smells Like Closure | Sea Salt + Orchid Candle – 9oz
Portable Fan with RGB Lights – When you’re hot, and you know it.
Punoge USB RGB Desk Fan - 3 Speeds Quiet Portable
Crystal Set for Petty Energy – Rose quartz for love, obsidian for blocking.
Crystal Starter Gift Set, Rose Quartz, Black Obsidian, Amethyst, Clear ...
Fluffy Robe with Pockets for Snacks & Secrets – Soft like your voice when lying about how “fine” you are.
Fuzzy Robe
Shine like you're moisturized and over it.
NYX Fat Oil Chillz Moisturizing Vegan Lip
Petty Little Extras
Because sometimes revenge is best served with aesthetics and sarcasm.
Burn Book Journal – Write your truths… or track gym reps. Whatever fuels the glow-up.
Mean Girls Burn Book Hardcover Ruled Journal
“You Wish” Sticker Pack – Slap on laptops, mirrors, or his car (just kidding… kinda).
You Wish Stickers for Sale
AirTag in a Cute Keychain – Just in case someone else tries to ghost you.
Cool Airtag Case
Block His Number And Let Lil Ugly Have Him Posters for Sale
Block His Number And Let Lil Ugly Have Him Posters for Sale
Matching Pajama Set for Petty Sleepovers – Because nothing haunts an ex like you thriving in matching satin.
Couples Pajamas
XLNYX Lip Scrub – “Sip & Spill” – Scrub the lies and crusty karma off.
THISISEVERYTHING Lip Scrub - Beauty Care
Mood Light That Says “Don’t” – Glows pink when it's time to not reply.
Do Not Disturb Light
Mini Champagne Fridge – Stay bubbly, babe.
Champagne Refrigerator
Selfie Ring Light Clip-On – Look good even in the dark. Like your soul.
