These aren’t just funny gifts… these are chaotic neutral weapons of petty destruction. For besties, exes, coworkers, or anyone who had the audacity to breathe wrong near you.Welcome to the Petty Prank Palace
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Petty prank gifts
These aren’t just funny gifts… these are chaotic neutral weapons of petty destruction. For besties, exes, coworkers, or anyone who had the audacity to breathe wrong near you.
Push it once: airhorn. Push it twice: chaos. Great for roommates, worse for enemies.
AnnoyingPCB - Prank Device Beeps 3 Years
Pop these into drinks at your next gathering. Just watch the drama unfold.
Fake Bug Ice Cubes – For Serving Trauma in a Glass
Nothing says “I lowkey hate you” like psychological warfare in the bathroom.
Toilet Paper Roll That’s Impossible to Tear
Any gift becomes instantly cursed. You're welcome.
Nicolas Cage Wrapping Paper – Because Why Not Make It Worse?
Squeeze it. It screams. That’s it. That’s the prank.
Screaming Chicken Keychain - Loud Energy
Low maintenance. High confusion. Name it. Love it. Never explain it
Pet Rock - The Original by Gary Dahl
Slide them over your fingers and do normal tasks like a cryptid
Tiny Hands – For Big Petty Energy
Classic prank—but now you can strike from across the room.
Remote-Control Whoopee Cushion
Mail this anonymously. Sleep peacefully. Or don’t.
Mystery Box of Creepy Doll Heads (Yes, Really)
Drop it in their shower. Record the scream. Win TikTok.
Giant Fake Spider – Arachnophobia in a Box
Stick him on their mirror, phone, ceiling. The Cage is always watching.