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🎬 Cinematic Crimes: The Worst Movies (So Bad, It Hurts)

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A collection of gloriously terrible films that made us question everything — our taste, our time management, and sometimes, our will to live. Watch at your own risk (or use this list to run in the opposite direction).
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💣 Epic Fails in High Budget

Big money, big cast, big disaster.

 
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John Travolta in dreadlocks and Dutch angles. It's Scientology meets space trash.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
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A fever dream of CGI fur, A-list stars, and...human-cat hybrids. You won't sleep right after.
Cats (2019)
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Bennifer couldn’t save this. A mob rom-com with turkey metaphors and zero chemistry.
Gigli (2003)
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Mila Kunis plays a space princess cleaning toilets. Eddie Redmayne whispers/yells. Confusion reigns.
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
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🧀 So Bad It’s Not Even Campy

Zero charm, negative plot, and acting that makes soap operas look like Oscar material.

 
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The king of bad movies. Tommy Wiseau’s passion project is unintentionally legendary.
The Room (2003)
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No trolls. Just goblins. And a kid peeing on food to stop his family from eating it.
Troll 2 (1990)
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Lindsay Lohan x2 in a thriller that’s more confusing than thrilling.
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
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😵 What Even Is Going On?

Confusing, chaotic, and possibly written during a fever dream.

 
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Plants make people commit suicide. Mark Wahlberg talks to a plastic plant. Really.
The Happening (2008)
 
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A bunch of A-listers in a sketch comedy trainwreck. Hugh Jackman has neck testicles. Yeah.
Movie 43 (2013)
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💤 The Snoozefest Club

Movies so dull you’ll check your phone 17 times before the first act ends.

 
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Mike Myers plays a spiritual healer. The real healing is when the credits roll.
The Love Guru (2008)
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Historical epic? More like a long, blond-wigged PowerPoint. Colin Farrell suffers, and so do we.
Alexander (2004)
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A marketing ploy disguised as a children’s movie. Low effort, lower taste.
The Emoji Movie (2017)

Others (and maybe worst)

Be ready for it!

 
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An attempt at a Hitchcockian thriller, derailed by laughable CGI birds and wooden acting.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
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A grotesque sequel that stretches the limits of taste—and the human digestive tract.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
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A tornado filled with sharks? It’s as absurd as it sounds—and then some.
Sharknado (TV Movie 2013)
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An arcade shooter turned into a cinematic misfire.
House of the Dead (2003)
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A plumber's journey that veers far from the Mushroom Kingdom.
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
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A biopic that turns a rags-to-riches tale into a cinematic mess.
Cinderela Baiana (1998)
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A priest turns into a dinosaur to fight crime. Yes, really.
The VelociPastor (2018)
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