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I went through four different lock styles before landing on ones my kid couldn't defeat in under ten seconds. These actually held up against tiny determined fingers.
















Locking drawers solved 80% of the problem. The other 20% was all the stuff I left sitting on top of my desk like a buffet for tiny hands.
















Once I locked the drawers, my kid pivoted to yanking every cable behind my desk. Round two of toddler-proofing started immediately.
















Sometimes the best childproofing strategy is just keeping them out of the room entirely. These bought me actual uninterrupted work time.
















Locks and gates buy you time, but keeping a toddler entertained is what actually lets you finish a paragraph without interruption.












