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Year one I wore cute boots and my feet were screaming by 6 AM. Year two I dressed like I was going to the gym and lasted three times longer — comfort is the strategy nobody talks about.
















Lost a price-match argument because my phone died and I couldn't pull up the competitor's ad. Now I treat battery backup like car keys — don't leave home without it.
















Hunger turns a crowded store into a personal nightmare. The year I packed snacks was the year I stopped making impulse buys out of pure hangry desperation.
















Came home year one with a waffle maker, three DVD box sets, and a bean bag chair I didn't need. Having an actual system changed everything about how I shop sales.
















Ninety percent of Black Friday tech deals are last year's model marked up then discounted. These are the ones I bought, still use daily, and would buy again at full price.
















Not all impulse buys are bad — some of my most-used kitchen tools came from tossing them in the cart because they were $8 and I was feeling reckless.
















Used to panic-buy gift sets that screamed ‘I found this in the checkout lane.’ Now I grab these early in the trip while my brain is still functioning and my cart isn't full.
















Nobody talks about the boring deals but cleaning supplies drop to stupid-low prices and you need them anyway. Buying a year's worth in November means I never think about it again.
















Spent my first Black Friday sitting in a freezing car between trips with nothing but a granola bar and regret. Now my car is basically a mobile base camp.
















Nobody warns you that Black Friday is basically a sport and your body will feel it the next day. Came home the first year and could barely walk up my stairs.














