Listen… this machine humbled my bank account but elevated my SOUL. Worth it.
Breville Barista Touch Espresso Machine BES880BSS
This thing turns my kitchen into a mini Starbucks. The foam is criminally good
De'Longhi Magnifica Evo Espresso Machine
Aesthetic AND practical. These make my morning coffee taste 10x fancier for no reason.
Smeg 50's Retro Drip Coffee Machine 10 Cup
I take this everywhere like it’s my emotional support beverage. Because it is!
Bialetti Moka Exclusive Espresso Maker
Coffee & Tea Kettles
This kettle is so aesthetic it could bully every other appliance in my kitchen. Gives ‘I drink artisanal coffee’ energy even if it’s $4.99 grounds.
Fellow Corvo EKG Electric Kettle Pro
Turns every morning into a slow, romantic scene from an indie movie. Except it’s just me… making caffeine so I can tolerate life
MacKenzie-Childs 2 Qt. Tea Kettle
This kettle pours like she’s doing ballet. Makes me feel like a professional barista even though I literally Googled ‘how to make pour-over’ yesterday 🤣
INTASTING Gooseneck Electric Kettle 0.9L
Looks like it belongs in a Pinterest board called ‘That Girl Mornings.’ Makes me feel productive even when I’m doing absolutely nothing.
Haden Heritage 1.7 Liter Electric Kettle
I didn’t know water needed to be this specific until I used this. Now I’m a snob. If the water isn't EXACTLY 205°F, I panic
Caraway Tea Kettle
Coffee Mugs
It’s giving ‘I travel internationally for vibes’ even though I barely leave my house. The mug is doing heavy lifting for my personality.
The Bistro Tile Stoneware Mug: Jetsetter Edition
This mug gives chosen family at a Paris café energy. Heavy, cozy, and way too pretty for the price. Drinking coffee out of it makes me 63% kinder in the morning… which is saying a lot. Absolutely obsessed.
The Bistro Tile Stoneware Mug: Family Edition
This cup makes me feel like I’m sipping espresso in a Parisian café while my life is chaos and laundry exists somewhere in the void. Aesthetic chaos, served hot.
Daily Stripe Stoneware Espresso Cup & Saucer
This mug whispers sweet nothings to me while I drink my coffee. Sometimes I think it’s judging my life choices… but I love it anyway. 🫶☕️
Love Notes Glass Mug
This mug is my new spirit animal. It’s basically a tiny, adorable dog I can sip coffee from while plotting world domination—or just surviving Monday. Absolute chaos energy. 🐶☕️
Molly Hatch Stoneware Dog Mug
This mug makes me feel like I’m sipping coffee in a Parisian library while pretending my life is way more put together than it actually is. Highly recommend for peak aesthetic vibes and delusional elegance
Rifle Paper Co. Porcelain Book Club Mug
This mug makes me feel like a whimsical, caffeinated cartoon character while sipping my latte. Also, the cats judge me for not finishing my coffee fast enough… love it.