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Funny Sarcastic Candles for all Occasions

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These are not your ordinary every day candles. These will add some humor to  someone's day.
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Birthday Candles

Funny sarcastic over the hill humor.

 
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Funny birthday humor for someone that you are flirting with! You don't look a day older then hot AF.
Not a Day Over Fabulous Candle - Etsy
 
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Funny sarcastic birthday candle reminding your friend she is now over the hill! Time to start lying about how old you are!
Smells Like It's Time to Start Lying About Your Age Candle, Funny ...
 
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Add some funny humor to a friend's over the hill birthday with this ouch, my back and body hurts candle!
Eucalyptus Spearmint Aromatherapy Candle
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Hilarious candle to remind a friend or family member that they are not a spring chicken anymore! Funny over the hill aging humor.
You're Getting Old Candle - Etsy
 
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Born in December? Feelign overshadowed by Christmas? Well, here are some funny candles related to that.
Funny December Birthday Candle, December Birthday Gift ... - Etsy
 
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Happy Freakin Birthday candle for a friend or family member that appreciates a little sarcastic humor.
Happy Fucking Bday - Etsy

Candles for Dad

Add some humor to a birthday or Father's Day

 
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Sorry about your other children, funny candle for Dad on Father's Day, especially for those who have some messed up siblings.
Dad Candle, SORRY ABOUT YOUR OTHER CHILDREN
 
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Thanks Dad candle with a funny sarcastic quote to add some humor to his birthday or Father's Day.
Congrats Dad, I'm Awesome Candle - Ryan Porter
 
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Funny sarcastic candle for  your father. Dad getting irritated with everyone? Make him laugh with this funny candle.
Dad Last Nerve Candle - Father's Day Gift

Candles for Friends

All friends need a little sarcasm to get them through their day.

 
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Just a simple reminder for a friend to not forget about you! Add a little humor to her day with this funny and sarcastic candle.
Friendship Candle: If You Forget Me...
 
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Funny sarcastic candle for a blooming friendship of snarky buddies!
I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer ...
 
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Let someone know you think they are tough and going to get through whatever struggle they are going through!
One Tough Bitch - Etsy
 
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And what a wise woman she was. Light this candle and feel the stress melt off the day!
Funny Candles Adult Humor - F This
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Got a friend you vent to, a lot? Well then, send them this thank you candle for being your free therapist!
Thank You for Being My Therapist Lavender Candle
 
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Don't forget your kick butt! Remind a friend of this with this funny hand made candle!
Youre a Badass Candle - Etsy
 
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For your friend who really really really loves her dog, a lot! Let her know she's a great dog mom!
Best Fucking Dog Mom Candle
 
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Got an awesomely saucy friend who is super cool? Let them know with the gift of this candle!
Classy Sassy Bit Bad Assy Soy Candle
 
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You are not salsa, you are guacamole my dear friend! Here is a reminder in this candle!
You are Guac Candle - Don't be Free Salsa

Housewarming or Moving Away

Coming or going sarcasm.

 
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Here is a funny housewarming gift! Smells like I own the place candle for a friend or family member that just bought a new house!
Smells Like I Own This Place Housewarming
 
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Did you friend move far away? Here is a candle to let her know you are sad and that you also love her very much.
You Should Have Moved Closer Soy Candle
 
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Funny and sarcastic new home housewarming candles to add a funny touch to someone's new home.
Funny Housewarming Scented Candle Gift

Feel Better

Nothing like a little sarcasm to make you feel better.

 
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Looking for a 'get well" gift for a friend or family member? Here is one that wishes a quick recovery for someone, in a funny way!
Smells Like A Quick Ass Recovery Candle, Get Well Soon ... - Etsy
 
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Feeling like the world is pretty crazy right now? It is, so light this candle and smell the scent of not giving a @#$%.
The Calming Scent Candle - Escape the Shit Show
 
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Remind yourself that everything is fine with this funny sarcastic candle in a world where nothing feels fine right now.
Its Fine Candle - Etsy
 
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Funny get well humor for an ailing friend or family member. Let the dog tell them why life is better for them!
Well at Least You Don't Have to Wear a Cone Candle - Etsy
 
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Wish I could take your pain away funny sarcastic friendship candle. Let's give the pain to someone else we both do not like sentiment. I'm sure we all got a list in our heads like this.
I Wish I Could Take Your Pain and Give to Someone We Hate - Etsy
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Time to get better so we can hang out and cause some trouble! Cute and funny friendship get well candle.
Get Better Bitch We've Got Shit to Do Candle, Funny Get Well Soon ...

Random Sarcasm

Just Because

 
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This candle will remind you that everything is not your problem! Take care of you and remember it's ok to say no.
Inner Peace Begins With Four Words Candle, Funny Candles, Best ...
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Feeling stressed? Got the urge to just burn something down? Well then, light this candle to satisfy this urge!
For When You Just Want to Burn Something Spiritual Candle Funny ...
 
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Hard to describe this sarcastic candle here because I can't use any of the words in it, but I think we all understand this sentiment.
Zero F@#$% Candle - Etsy
 
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Funny candle for those who really love their cereal but aren't afraid to kill it! Breakfast humor candle.
Cereal Killer Candle - Etsy
 
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Ward off evil intentions, annoying friends, and any kind of BS by lighting this candle handmade on Etsy!
Namaste Fuckery Repellant - Bougie Candle
 
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Yeah, yeah yeah, who doesn't want to be a kid again? Welcome to adulthood sarcastic funny candle handmade on Etsy.
Welcome to Adulthood Candle - Etsy

Sarcasm in the Workplace

When you need to cheer up yourself or a co-worker.

 
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Did your boss just tell you to do something unimaginable? Do you have a smelly co-worker? Well, here is a candle that will make you giggle each time you see it.
Sarcastic Self-care Candle - for Those Times When You Can't Even
 
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Funny candles for the office. Funny with a touch of sarcasm to add some happiness to your day at work.
Funny Candles for Coworkers - Etsy
 
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Sarcastic workplace humor. Put this office on your desk or give as a white elephant gift to a co-worker or boss.
Funny Office Candle Coworker Gift Sarcastic Work Candle HR Gift Work Boss Present Manager Gifts None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well

For Mom

Mother's Day Gifts

 
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Uh oh, looks like mom's last nerve is on fire! Better hide for the day! Funny Mother's Day gift.
Mom's Last Nerve Candle - Funny Gifts
 
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Funny sarcastic humor from a daughter to her mom. Cute candle for Mother's Day or a birthday.
Having Me As A Daughter Is The Only Gift
 
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Add some humor to your mom or dad's birthday with this “my favorite child” candle.
My Favorite Child Gave Me This Candle

Candles for Him

Romantic and Flirty

 
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Funny candle for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife. Looks like your stuck with me! Cute for an anniversary gift.
Smells Like You're Stuck with Me
 
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Thank God for the internet so we could find each other funny romance candles with a touch of sarcasm.
Youre the Best Thing Ive Found on the Internet Candle - Etsy
 
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Cute flirty candle to let your man know you think he is all that. Boost his ego with this cute flirty candle.
Dem Buns Dough - Etsy