I don’t know what Baccarat Rouge smells like and at this point I’m too afraid to ask! I don’t know what that says about my taste but here’s what’s on my shelf.
Have you ever wanted to smell like a sexy smoke machine? I get compliments every time I wear this and the brand owner is so cool and kind.
100% Magic - Puppet Parfum
The coolest thing I have in my collection, hands down. What a unique offering from an institution you wouldn’t expect. Surprisingly gender neutral and on heavy rotation for me
1866 - A Fine Fragrance By The Horological Society Of New York
Initially bought just for the vibes but quickly shot up to heavy rotation! I’ve already purchased a second bottle and it probably won’t be my last
Multiball - Pearfat Parfum
I am the proud owner of the last uncensored bottle in existence. This is confidence in a bottle
W*****y – Commodity Fragrances
I waffled on this for YEARS and finally pulled the trigger at the end of 2025. I regret not getting it sooner. Such a subtle but striking combo
Annabel's Birthday Cake - Marissa Zappas
This is like Sol de Janeiro Cheriosa’s more sophisticated older sister. Similarities between both but this has a little more bite and maturity
Parfum Cirque du Soleil
RIP to a real one. So happy I got a bottle before it got discontinued. They still pop up on eBay sometimes!
Whispers in the Library Perfume - REPLICA Maison Margiela
This is a weird one, I won’t lie. Very wood-heavy, of course, and it really does capture the scent of sharpened pencils. Such a cool find.
