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Sorry, I Have Plants for the Weekend. 😉🌵🌸
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items They'll grow on you (figuratively, anyway). This is a brief diary of the succulents (including cactus) and everything else that I've grown (and found varying degrees of success in nurturing!) I have green thumbs for most of them. :)
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Live Plants
Poking Fun At/With Plants
Live Plants
Plants can brighten up your garden, mood, and home – either by their stunning blooms/leaves, or their ability to do good for us by eliminating toxins. I think of them as my little green children. Here are some of my favorites.
Also known as wax plants, Anthurium may look fake – but they're the real deal! I prefer the fire engine red flowers over the pink ones.
Anthurium (wax plant)
Gaillardia will deliver amazing pops of color to your summer garden! Available in tall and low-growing varieties, they need very little care … just make sure they get lots of bright direct sun; they don't even need much water! Their self-seeding natu...
Arizona Blanketflowers (gaillardia)
Arizona Snowcap has a scientific name that is far more daunting than itself. This delightfully cuddly-looking little cactus--which, nevertheless, can still prick with its tiny spines--likes to grow in small clumps and colonies. Perfect for the window...
Arizona Snowcap Cactus (mammillaria gracilis fragilis monstrose)
Burro's tail is a thriller and spiller kind of succulent! It's fun to grow, but even the gentlest knocking will cause the leaves to fall! :)
Burro's Tail (sedum morganianum)
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Also known as Pussy Ears (because the leaves are as soft as a cat's ears – just don't expect this plant to purr). A wonderful addition to any houseplant collection!
Chocolate Soldier Plant (kalanchoe tomentosa)
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They don't just produce amazing clusters of flowers during Easter, Thanksgiving, or Christmas. Under the right conditions, these false cactuses will do so a few times a year—and sometimes, when you least expect them to!
Zygocactus (schlumbergera)
Easy to grow, the Citronella Geranium (which, despite its alternate moniker of Mosquito Plant, does not actually repeal mosquitoes) gives off a wonderful citrusy scent when the leaves are rubbed between your fingers. Produces small pink flowers. Grea...
Citronella Geranium (pelargonium citrosum)
That scientific name is a mouthful! Coleus is one of those plants (poinsettias being another) whose leaves outshine the flowers! You can actually have it grow as a perennial if you take it into your home before the temperatures drop in the late fall.
Coleus (plectranthus scutellarioides)
Also known as the bottle cactus, spice cactus, and drunkard's dream, this is one fun succulent to look at!
Dancing Bones Cactus (hatiora salicornioides)
The cactus that got me started with all other cactuses. Easter Lily Cactuses are prolific at producing offsets (pups) as well as stunning white or pink flowers through the growing season.
Easter Lily Cactus (echinopsis oxygona)
A beautiful succulent whose leaves resemble a single gorgeous dark green rose! It does not clump, but keeps growing taller and taller like a living tower! Makes a wonderful indoor houseplant (note: it is *not* easy to propagate!)
Echeveria Dionysos
This beautiful perennial houseplant produces amazingly long-lasting clusters of brightly-colored flowers!
Flaming Katy (kalanchoe blossfeldiana)
Sempervivum and houseleek are its other aliases. Hens & chicks dazzle in a stunning variety of colors (from green to wine red to gold) and patterns. The extremely prolific nature of these succulents makes them a great choice for flowers and groun...
Hens + Chicks (aka liveforever)
This hardy, low-growing Siberian succulent resembles small green rosettes that like to grow together in large colonies. Works well in partial shade to full sun. Perfect as an all-year-round groundcover/grass replacement!
John Creech Stonecrop (sedum spurium)
A real stunner that does well with bright indirect sunlight (inside a home or outside in a slightly shaded area). It can be quite prolific when it comes to producing pups. The flowers and flower stalks are amazing, too!
Lace Aloe (aristaloe aristata)
I am a proud 2-year-old lithops owner. They ask for so little, in exchange for a little time on the windowsill. They rewarded me last year by producing flowers for the first time. :)
Lithops aka "Living Stones"
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An amazing low-maintenance and low-light houseplant that produces fantastic orange clusters of blooms!
Natal Lily (clivia miniata)
A delightfully rotund ball of cuteness with dainty hot pink or yellow clusters of flowers.
Powderpuff Cactus (mammillaria bocasana)
This striking needle-like stonecrop is a wonderful cold-hardy replacement for your lawn!
Sedum Rupestre Angelina (superb groundcover)
The first encounter I had with any outdoor succulents was the low-growing Sedum Album 'Coral Carpet'. These resemble shiny green grains of rice (in the spring and summer), darken to a nice shade of wine red (in the fall and winter), and grow quickly ...
Sedum Album Stonecrop (low maintenance flowerbed replacement )
These are a remarkable looking variety of jade plants that will draw a second glance for their unusual spatulate leaves. Jade plants oxygenate your livings on a 24/7 basis (unlike other plants, which pack it in when the sun goes down!)
Shrek Ears aka Gollum Jade aka E.T.'s Fingers (crassula ovata)
Thanks to its flat, arachnoid-like spikes, it's easy to see how and why the Spider Cactus got its name. This is a low-maintenance plant that does well on a windowsill. It loves lots of bright light, and it will reward you with lots of growth plus gor...
Spider Cactus (gymnocalycium horstii)
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Spider plants are reputed to have the ability to cleanse toxins from the air. They look great in hanging planters!
Spider Plants (chlorophytum comosum)
One of my favorite flowers! These bloomed for 3 years straight in my backyard garden, and I always anticipated their opening! They have a lovely fragrance and gorgeous colors.
Stargazer Oriental Hybrid Lilies
Poking Fun At/With Plants
Designs celebrating our green buddies – often in tongue-in-cheek ways; but sometimes, reverently!
This horrible groaner (are there any other kinds?) will get you kicked out of the greenhouse!
AS Warning Sometimes I Wet My Plants Gardening Joke T-Shirt
Hey! That could be my line! But I do like to wax eloquent about succulents, cacti, and unusual flowers … I could hold classes!
O&T Funny Introverted But Willing to Talk About Plants Tote Bag
Another groaner that's guaranteed to get the reader in stitches! I am going to have to think hard to come up with puns this funny!
RA Say Aloe To My Little Friends Gardening Pun T-Shirt
Gift your favorite plant lover with this cute and funny mug, which features two potted plant illustrations and the phrase "crazy plant lady." Personalize with a name.
RVDC Crazy Plant Lady | Funny Personalized Plant Lovers Two-Tone Coffee Mug
You only have to worry if you resemble a fly.
SG Carnivorous Plant Feed You To My Venus Fly Trap T-Shirt
Get ready to dig into fun with this cute widdle invitation, which features a cute happy kawaii pot in watercolor against an off-white background. Perfect for a spring or garden-themed baby shower.
TPG Cute Little Sprout Spring Baby Shower Invitation
Let one and all know that you have a weakness for (even the prickliest) green growing things with this whimsical wallpaper design, which features cute potted baby cactuses rendered in soft pastel tones.
W2A Funny Cacti Everybody's Crazy 'Bout Sharp ... Wallpaper
If you are a plant parent, horticulturist, botanist, or gardener, then this hilarious "Obsessive Compulsive Plant Disorder" throw pillow with various houseplants will let everyone know what medical challenge you "suffer" from! And please ... seek hel...
W2A Funny Obsessive Compulsive Plant Disorder Throw Pillow
Show your support for those carbon-sequestering superheroes with these leggings, which feature a repeating pattern of trees of varying shapes and sizes, grouped together in the shape of Mother Earth.
W2A Green Forests of Trees Leggings
Part brainteaser, part assemble-it-yourself art, this challenging, nature-themed puzzle is great for improving muscle memory. A top-down closeup of several cultivars of sempervivum (also known as live forever, houseleek, and hens and chicks) transpla...
WWN Bird's Eye View of Sempervivum Plants Jigsaw Puzzle