A cryptid wedding extravaganza for the ages. This list is where mythical elegance meets wild imagination tuxedoed Bigfoots, enchanted forest receptions, moss-lined runways, and champagne flutes made from carved pine. Whether you’re building a parody list for fun or dreaming up the ultimate forest-fairytale mashup, this is the place. Inspired by a joke… that might’ve gone too far. Let’s see how wild it gets.