a cozy, fluffy terrycloth bath robe so you can pretend you live inside a spa
Brooklinen Bathrobe
get yourself a scalp massager for maximum relaxation on hair wash days
Ecotools Stimulating Scalp Massager
perfect for: cozy cardio, walking while working, getting your steps in even when it's gross outside (it has a pretty small profile when the handlebar is down—i store mine under my couch!)
Redliro Walking Pad
why would i ever get a real hobby—or leave the house—when i could just play my switch for hours on end?
Nintendo Switch
stardew valley is the coziest, most charming way to escape from real life for a few minutes…or hours
Stardew Valley
why did i avoid crocs for so long??? they are as magical as everybody says. especially when they come in a magical, colorful print
Marimekko X Crocs
fellow witchy babes: this is a classic for a reason. it's a beautifully-written, in-depth examination of the rich symbolism of the tarot. i learn something new every time i pick it up
Seventy-Eight Degrees of Wisdom: Tarot
i legitimately can't stop eating these bite-size key lime pies
Hail Merry Key Lime Pie Cups - Dairy Free
this is the only healthy(ish) candy that actually tastes like the product it's mimicking (NERDS)
Rotten Sour Gummy Cruncheez
this treat toy changed my dog's life, and so, by extension, it has also changed mine
Woof Pupsicle
a rolling, adjustable desk that fits *perfectly* over the walking pad (so i can work and/or waste time on the internet WHILE i'm getting my steps in)
Portable Rolling Desk
the best (and prettiest?) gardening gloves—perfect for wrangling all the prickly blackberry vines in my yard
Garden of Paradise Arm Saver Gloves
the only tool that actually takes care of the dandelions that have invaded my backyard
Grampa's Weeder
i was too cheap to invest in the bose noise-canceling headphones so i went with these instead. i've now had them for five years and i refuse to travel without them. they're amazing, and the battery somehow lasts FOREVER
Wireless Headphones - soundcore US
only get these if you're in need of some top-tier tootsie warming (pls don't hate me for using the word ‘tootsie,' i couldn’t resist the alliteration)
Muji Right Angle Loose Top Cozy Socks
i used one of these pens in a restaurant once and, instead of stealing it, i immediately ordered a box of my own (please clap)
