Boka Toothpaste is for mouths that cast spells and speak truths—gently, but with authority.✨🦷
Nano-Hydroxyapatite (n-Ha) Toothpaste
It’s called Better Than Sex for a reason, Boo—because it actually shows up and stays. Crying? Still flawless. Swimming? Still dangerous. Ghosting? Never—this mascara stays more loyal than half the men I meet!
Better Than Sex Waterproof Mascara
Salicylic acid? My secret weapon. Gentle enough for daily drama, strong enough to keep breakouts and bad vibes away. Basically, they exfoliate like they’ve got something to prove—and I love that for them.
Clear Complexion Daily Cleansing Exfoliating Pads For Acne
What’s more iconic than discreetly fighting a breakout while still looking hot, unbothered, and in control?
High drama in a low-key pencil. Honestly, it should come with a warning label. 😘
Soft Kohl Kajal Eyeliner
It gives me that ‘I woke up perfect’ energy without trying too hard. Just enough coverage to blur the chaos, with a glow that says: yes, I drink water—but also yes, I bite.” 💧🖤✨
Specs:
- Natural Skin Perfector: Nude (2N1)
Tinted Moisturizers: Natural, Oil Free, & with SPF
This brush? She doesn’t just apply makeup. She summons the face card. And it never declines. It has lasted me YEARS before bristles have started to fall out!
Real Techniques Expert Face Liquid and Cream Foundation Makeup Brush
Dense but delicate, luxe but lethal — she was made for cream, liquid, and drama. Cruelty-free, vegan, and definitely villain-coded.
New Nudes 2.0 H-Diamond Blending Brush
She gives you curl that lasts longer than most men’s attention spans (18 hours, to be exact)
essence Volume Stylist 18Hr Curl & Hold Mascara
Essence Volume Stylist 18h is like my familiar—loyal, dramatic, and always ready to slay. ✨
Volume Stylist 18h Lash Extension Mascara
She grips every lash and gives me that soft, sweeping curl that lasts longer than my patience with basic mortals.
Volumizing Curler
Micellar Water is my go-to when I need to wipe off the day’s drama without scrubbing my soul raw.
Garnier Micellar Water Hydrating Cleanser
Eco-friendly? Obviously. Sensitive skin approved? Of course. It’s softer than the lies I tell myself. And yes, it even works on waterproof mascara!
The Original MakeUp Eraser
Natural body care. It doesn’t mask—it neutralizes. Like, it doesn’t try to cover up your chaos, it just makes it smell like you’ve got your life together.
Thai Crystal Deodorant 4.25 oz (2 Pack)
The pigment payoff? Maximum. The blendability? Seamless. It’s pressed powder magic with micro-fine pearl pigments that catch the light like you’re being followed by your own paparazzi.
MegaGlo Blushlighter | Flash Me
Features premium soft, synthetic bristles encased in rose gold atop a chic pink handle, making them not only functional, but a beautiful addition to your vanity.
LUXIE 514 Blush Brush - Rose Gold
This stuff is old-school magic in a plastic bottle. Benefits: (1) Helps relieve minor skin irritations and blemishes. (2) Removes excess oil and residue without over-drying.
My hair be laaacking biotin🥹! I try my best to be conscious of the ingredients in the products I purchase. A healthy hair's diet needs less sugar, but most of the supplements I was coming across contain ALOT of sugar.. 🥲 The Mary Ruth's Biotin Gumm...<3 Why it’s cleaner: (1) Sugar‑free (uses organic erythritol + stevia) (2) No artificial colors or flavors (3) Vegan (pectin‑based) (4) No synthetic Vitamin E (5) Very short ingredient list
MaryRuth Organics Biotin Gummies Sugar Free
Also a fav! Not the cleanest, but still cleaner than most supplements. Why it’s cleaner: (1) Lower sugar than most gummies (2) Uses pectin instead of gelatin (3) No synthetic Vitamin E (4) No artificial dyes
OLLY Undeniable Beauty Gummy, Hair & Skin
My luxe splurge product of choice <3 Overall a much cleaner profile with additional hair-support. Why it’s cleaner: (1) Vegan (2) Lower sugar (3) No synthetic Vitamin E (4) Includes additional hair‑support ingredients (Fo‑Ti, zinc, folate)
Clean, Clinically Proven Nutrients For Healthy Hair
Your tummy health is SUPER important for your hair health <3 Big fan of MaryRuth's products for low-sugar supplements! Why it’s cleaner: (1) Organic (2) No artificial flavors or colors (3) Lower sugar (4) Uses pectin (vegan) (5) No citric/tartaric acid overload (6) No “natural flavors” mystery blend
SmartyPants Adult Probiotic & Prebiotic Gummies for Digestive Health: Gut ...
My luxe splurge product of choice <3 Specified for Pediatric use, but this supplement is adult friendly too. If you want truly clean probiotics, capsules beat gummies every time. Why it’s cleaner: (1) No sugar (2) No flavors (3) No dyes (4) Clinically studied strains (5) Extremely transparent formulation
Seed PDS-08 Pediatric Daily Synbiotic
I appreciate the Eva NYC brand. Their products tend to have cleanish ingredients and budget friendly <3 Potential harmful ingredients include: 1) FRAGRANCE: Artificial fragrance can be very drying for your hair, which can lead to more breakage and frizz over time [This product has it in LOW CONCENTRATION]. 2) PHENOXY-ETHANOL: This ingredient can cause...
Eva NYC Therapy Session Deep Conditioning Hair Mask
I love this brand for its budget friendly prices and mostly clean ingredients. Fragrance concentration is low. PHENOXYETHANOL can be questionable, but in low concentrations, it's fairly safe for your scalp / hair.
Curl Talk Defining Cream
Curlsmith is my luxe splurge ✨ Their products tend to have cleanish ingredients. This product doesn't contain any Surfactants. Potential harmful ingredients include: 1) FRAGRANCE: Artificial fragrance can be very drying for your hair, which can lead ...