This is my totally unrealistic Christmas list, and fair warning -- it only gets more insane as you scroll. Designer bags, statement jewelry, cozy luxury pieces, and a few over-the-top items I’ll probably never actually own. I won’t get any of it, but...
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Starting off strong with this timeless navy rollneck from J.Crew. The striped version went viral, but I’m obsessed with how timeless this color is, perfect for dreaming big this holiday season.
2025 Rollneck™ Sweater
I tried to hold off on the Parke hype for so long, but they’ve officially pulled me in! This cozy mockneck is perfect for running errands or a night at dinner with friends.
Parke x SET Varsity Mockneck
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Adding a little sparkle to my (totally unrealistic) Christmas list with this Tiffany lamp. It’s timeless, elegant, and instantly elevates any space. I'd take literally any style or design of ANY Tiffany Lamp, but I find this one so classy!
Capulina Tiffany Style Table Lamp
I've been on the hunt for a comfy over the ear headphone, and I think these may be the one! Noise-canceling, comfy, and perfect for tuning out the world.
QuietComfort Noise Cancelling Headphones
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Alright, now we're starting to get into really unrealistic territory. Adding a little drama to my (totally unrealistic) Christmas list with this Mackenzie-Childs vase. Classic, bold, and absolutely a statement piece. Why not dream big?
Mackenzie Childs Plum Check Ceramic Great Vase
My dream gym accessory? The Ultrahuman Ring. Fitness tracking has never looked this good (and so much better than my Apple Watch).
Ultrahuman Ring
I spend so much time on my skincare routine already. What's a little extra? I hear this red light mask is more than worth it though. This mask = spa vibes at home.
LED Red Light Therapy Face Mask
This cake stand isn’t just for dessert; it’s for making everything feel a little extra. Totally unrealistic? Yes. Totally necessary? Also yes. In fact, let's throw the entire Mackenzie Childs Plum Check set in for good measure.
Plum Check Ceramic Fluted Cake Stand
110% The Most Unrealistic I Could Get
I've been on the hunt for a chic work bag for far too long. The Lana Bag gives me enough room to fit all of the essentials, but also has all the structure necessary to keep it looking put together.
Coach Lana Shoulder Bag
Every influencer starter pack needs a G7X. Totally unrealistic, but just imagine the content!
Canon PowerShot G7 X Mark III
Daydreaming BIG with this Savette bag. Sleek, timeless, and completely fantasy-level, but that’s exactly why it’s on my list. All of the colors are to die for, but this butter yellow is just goregous!
Symmetry Shoulder Bag in Ecru Leather
And, now we close out this incredibly unrealistic list with the most unrealistic item - Schiaparelli earrings. They're bold, whimsical, and completely over-the-top. Totally unrealistic, but honestly, that’s the whole point.