Bumper stickers that make the drivers around you pause and have a laugh! Nothing too political, rude or mean-spirited though… I'm focused on the humor and sarcasm. There is too much anxiety and negativity in the world, so find a cool sticker to get to increase the level of joy around you! Many of these bumper stickers are pretty relatable; I have the diamond shaped one on my van. I can't tell you how many times another driver has pulled up alongside me and smiled with a thumbs up, pointing at the sticker. I love it! Some of the links associated with this list may be affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase something by following my link, at no extra cost to you. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
I actually got this for my crappy minivan. Other drivers often point and give me the thumbs up :) I love it! I am actually quite annoyed about ‘baby on board’ stickers. I'm like… so what? All of a sudden I'm going to remember how to drive properly?? hahaha
No Baby on Board
This is a weird one that combines a random Ted Cruz meme with the current obsession with geese. You know, geese holding stuff. If you missed this, you aren't the only one. But somehow this works, because it makes me lol :)
Total Nonsense
I bet this bumper sticker is very effective! If I saw this in the wild, I would def stay far away from this gal. (I only say gal because of the flowers)
That Accident Would Be a Huge Pain In The A**
This one is soooo cute! I hope other drivers think it's funny, and that they don't call the police :)
Childish
You need to get both of them to complete this joke. If you don't get it, you are too young. Old GenXers like me think this is hilarious!!
Stuck In The Middle With You
Boy, they drive pretty well for being asleep! I'm sure they're not serious, right?!?!
Shhhh, They're Sleeping
I think most people know who this is making fun of?? So I would consider this a subtle political joke. If you don't really get it, just stay away from it :)
Subtle Political Joke
This is a groaner. I love humor like this. Especially with cats :)
Stupidly Relatable
This looks best on a rusty minivan. I have a rusty minivan, and it's usually full of kids. And I used to be cool!! And my kids are like… yeah, right mom?!?! And I respond… Cool is a state of mind.
I used to be Cool
I've seen this one around here and there, and it always makes me smile. Like… does my cat know this person?? hahaha pspspspsps
They Like Cats More Than People
I love this passive aggressive way of calling someone a jerk. They must be Canadian! (It's okay I say that, I'm Canadian….. sorry)
Passive Aggressive
There is a person in my family who needs this on their car. I was thinking about sneaking it on. Don't worry, they would think it's funny! (I hope)
Caution Sign
Apparently, this driver has very low expectations for the next American President. This one is funny, but only if you're not happy with the current leadership!
2028 American Election
This is an oldie but a goodie! This particular bumper sticker lives on Zazzle, so you can message the designer if you like the aesthetic of this, but want a different word. Like instead of ‘cat’ you want horse or snake or something.
Cat Joke
I don't understand it, and I still love it. This one gives me the ‘GenZ humor’ vibes. Random and weird.
Random & Weird
I like ‘janky’ pixelated pictures. Especially when they're tacky pictures of chickens and raccoons. on a bumper sticker. on a car. when the sticker says that bumper stickers are tacky.