Young GOTHIC WiDOw (Gothic Grandmother)

As a mother of 5 and a Gothic grandmother of 19, I think I know what you're going to need if you're expecting...and what items are just hype.

They say that If a salesperson would buy it for their mom, yiu know they have faith in the product. These aee things I'd buy doe my sweet little mom.

If you're toying around with the idea of starting your own small business--or maybe you've already taken the first few steps but want ro know where ro take it from here--these are the products that I owe my livelihood to. Some people make lists of products you don't need, and granted it does depend on the type of business you're starting, but here are all the tools and products I relied on in the beginning, when I was first starting out my pipe furniture design and construction business (fixtures for home and office). Just to show this isn't about the plug but about helping others, I won't even include a link to my shop! But please DO enjoy the list 🙏

These are products you NEED for rainy weather days.

Stop caring what people think. If you're a hypochondriac like me, embrace your disorder. And here are some items to get you through the rough days!

The books that made me lose myself. The books that literally changed my life. The must reads for anybody during childhood and early adolescence. I would add on there the Sweet Valley Twins series (NOT the graphic novels which are an abomination, and not even the Sweet Valley High books). Much better than those Baby Sitters books too, IMO. Not every book we read as kids will make this list. Only the worthy will prevail!

Shopping for Grandmas can be hard, I know. Hopefully this list will help save you a few hours this holiday season when you're deciding what to get your sweet Nana! A lot of thought was put into this list so I hope your grandma will ENJOY!!!

So your car looks just like all the other boring cars out there just like yours? Never fear--the Jumpin' Jivin' Granny's solution is here! Here's how to pimp your ride like a pro on a budget.

(IN PROGRESS!) In Random Order, the 40 Best Albums Ever Made

So you want to get into gaming but you don't know how? This list should equip you with everything you need to make your new career as a gamer a reality!

This is a list I will be expanding upon over time. If you are an old lady, or you are just looking to get in touch with your own inner old lady, you're going to need to stick around. This list strives to be THE BEST old lady list on this app! I hope you're as ready as I am! (Hand sanitizer is not a prerequisite, but is strongly recommended.)

If you're stuck buying your s### from the mall, ya might as well make the best of it. Hit up these following stores...just remember to do so only in moderation.

You're already struggling. Don't waste your money. This is seriously all you will need, trust me.

So we all know Portland as this lost cause pretty much. But...in case you're planning a trip out here, here's some places I suggest you go see.