Young GOTHIC WiDOw (Gothic Grandmother)

You get wise with age. Here are some things I wish I would have known fo get when I was young and virile.

These are products you NEED for rainy weather days.

Stop caring what people think. If you're a hypochondriac like me, embrace your disorder. And here are some items to get you through the rough days!

The books that made me lose myself. The books that literally changed my life. The must reads for anybody during childhood and early adolescence. I would add on there the Sweet Valley Twins series (NOT the graphic novels which are an abomination, and not even the Sweet Valley High books). Much better than those Baby Sitters books too, IMO. Not every book we read as kids will make this list. Only the worthy will prevail!

Shopping for Grandmas can be hard, I know. Hopefully this list will help save you a few hours this holiday season when you're deciding what to get your sweet Nana! A lot of thought was put into this list so I hope your grandma will ENJOY!!!

So your car looks just like all the other boring cars out there just like yours? Never fear--the Jumpin' Jivin' Granny's solution is here! Here's how to pimp your ride like a pro on a budget.

(IN PROGRESS!) In Random Order, the 40 Best Albums Ever Made

So you want to get into gaming but you don't know how? This list should equip you with everything you need to make your new career as a gamer a reality!

This is a list I will be expanding upon over time. If you are an old lady, or you are just looking to get in touch with your own inner old lady, you're going to need to stick around. This list strives to be THE BEST old lady list on this app! I hope you're as ready as I am! (Hand sanitizer is not a prerequisite, but is strongly recommended.)

If you're stuck buying your s### from the mall, ya might as well make the best of it. Hit up these following stores...just remember to do so only in moderation.

You're already struggling. Don't waste your money. This is seriously all you will need, trust me.

So we all know Portland as this lost cause pretty much. But...in case you're planning a trip out here, here's some places I suggest you go see.