Thanksgiving with the Family Survival Kit: Pie, Peace & Passive Aggression
Ah, Thanksgiving — the annual event where the turkey isn't the only thing getting roasted. Between Aunt Karen's "just a pinch" of mystery casserole and Uncle Bob's third round of "back in my day" stories, you deserve a medal just for showing up.
But fear not! I've curated a survival kit to help you navigate the chaos with a full belly and your sanity intact. From caffeine to keep you alert, games to distract, and just enough sarcasm to keep things interesting — because at the end of the day, we're all really just here for pie.