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The Black Magic of Cat Ownership

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I'm not a cat owner so much as a cat executive assistant. Some call me a cat whisperer, but the only command my cats respond to is “din-din.” Below are trinkets for ailurophiles, crazy cat ladies and crazy cat gentlemen. Please take a moment to kowto...
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Misc. Cat Silliness

Cats doing what they do best; raising heck and getting into trouble. I suspect cats can jump dimensions…

 
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An entire year of feline silliness for the ailurophile or crazy cat lady in your life. Featuring fuzzy kitties, small kitties and of course, fat kitties.
2026 goofy cat calendar
 
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Women aren't the only ones who get to be cat crazy. I currently have 3 cats; join me on my journey to becoming a crazy cat gentleman.
Crazy Cat Gentleman shirt
 
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Freaky the tortoiseshell cat shows the teaser toy who's boss. She has tortitude, do you?
Cat attacks the teaser toy puzzle
 
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Who's kidding who? Our cats don't care. Silly cat bandana showing how your cat really feels.
Emotionless Support Cat Bandana

Silly Cat PopSockets

Spread feline silliness everywhere you go with a silly cat phone grip thing. Then watch your cat knock it the hell out of your hand.

 
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Tortoiseshell cat's eye light up with power as she prepares to see to things personally
Assuming Control cat popsocket
 
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Samson the tabby cat is so excited to be home he chewed through his carrier.
Cat Escapes Carrier popsocket
 
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Hollis the cat waits on top of the shower stall for his daddy to finish shaving.
Cat on shower stall popsocket
 
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Freaky is showing the teaser toy who's boss. Show your tortitude with this silly tortoiseshell cat popsocket.
Tortitude cat popsocket
 
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Clark the fat lazy cat is resting-up before his next meal.
Apex Predator Fat lazy cat popsocket
 
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Spock the tuxedo cat enjoys the holidays by helping to open presents.
Tuxedo cat opening gifts popsocket
 
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Emma's all packed and ready to go.
Cat in a suitcase popsocket
 
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Spock the cool tudedo kitten is chillin' in the fridge.
Cool Cat popsocket

Silly Cat Keychains

Bring a reminder wherever you go that your cat is watching you. 9 lives and 3 eyes.

 
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Cute tuxedo cat chilling out in the fridge. This is my cat Spock as a kitten.
Cool Cat keychain
 
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Clark the fat lazy cat is resting-up before his next meal. He's also resting-up because of his previous meal…
Apex Predator Fat lazy cat keychain
 
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Freaky is showing the teaser toy who's boss. Show your tortitude with this silly tortoiseshell cat key chain.
Tortitude cat keychain
 
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Freaky's eyes light up with power as she prepares to see to things personally. Keychains for crazy cat ladies and ailurophiles.
Assuming Control cat keychain