I'm not a cat owner so much as a cat executive assistant. Some call me a cat whisperer, but the only command my cats respond to is “din-din.” Below are trinkets for ailurophiles, crazy cat ladies and crazy cat gentlemen. Please take a moment to kowto...
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Silly Cats
Silly Cat PopSockets
Silly Cat Keychains
Silly Cats
Cats doing what they do best; raising heck and getting into trouble. Sometimes I wonder if cats can jump dimensions.
An entire year of feline silliness for the ailurophile or crazy cat lady in your life. Featuring fuzzy kitties, small kitties and of course, fat kitties. I use a cat calendar whenever I need to know what day it is.
2026 silly cat calendar
Women aren't the only ones who get to be cat crazy. I've been collecting cats for years and currently have 3. Join me on my journey to becoming a crazy cat gentleman.
Crazy Cat Gentleman shirt
Freaky the tortoiseshell cat shows the teaser toy who's boss. She knocked that thing the hell out of my hand.
Attack Cat Puzzle
I hear about “emotional support” animals, but who's kidding who? My cats don't care. This silly cat bandana shows how your cat really feels.
Emotionless Support Cat Bandana
We've all been there. Get me 2 towels, a bottle of baby shampoo, some rubbing alcohol and a box of bandages.
When cat meets bathtub nobody wins t-shirt
Silly Cat PopSockets
Bring feline silliness everywhere you go with one of these silly cat phone grip things. Then watch your cat knock the phone the hell out of your hand anyway.
Freaky the tortoiseshell cat's eyes light up with power as she prepares to see to things personally. Usually ends with me feeding her.
Cat Assuming Control
Samson the tabby cat is so excited to be home he chewed through his carrier. Or maybe he's so angry that he was boarded that he's trying to kill me.
Cat Escapes Carrier
Hollis the cat waits on top of the shower stall me to finish shaving.
Cat perched on a shower stall
Freaky is showing her tortitude by teaching the teaser a lesson. I have to keep buying new ones because she rips off all the strings and feathers.
Tortitude cat
Clark the fat lazy cat is resting-up before his next meal.
Apex Predator
Spock the tuxedo cat enjoys the holidays by helping me open presents.
Tuxedo cat opening gifts
Emma's all packed and ready to go.
Cat in a suitcase
Spock the cool tudedo kitten is chillin' in the fridge.
Cool Cat
Silly Cat Keychains
Bring a reminder wherever you go that your cat is watching you. 9 lives and 3 eyes.
Cute tuxedo cat chilling out in the fridge. This is my cat Spock as a kitten.
Cool Cat keychain
Clark the fat lazy cat is resting-up before his next meal. He's also resting-up because of his previous meal…
Apex Predator Fat lazy cat keychain
Freaky is showing the teaser toy who's boss. Show your tortitude with this silly tortoiseshell cat key chain.
Tortitude cat keychain
Freaky's eyes light up with power as she prepares to see to things personally. Keychains for crazy cat ladies and ailurophiles.
