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Demotivational Shirts to Remind People They Suck
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items Show the world how miserable you really are by making everyone else uncomfortable. Put your disinterest on full display to get people at work to stop saying good morning. Now let's all take a moment to kowtow before his majesty, Al Gorithm.
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Newest Hate
I Hate You
I Hate Me
Newest Hate
The newest ways to let people know they don't matter, you don't care and it's all bad. I'll clip your wings and you can die away.
Take solace in knowing your problems will cease to exist once you do. I recommend this shirt as a conversation non-starter for your kid's recital or the office holiday party.
When I’m Dead This Won’t Matter
I wear this to inform others nobody will notice when they're gone because the world didn't need them and their life meant nothing. I like this one because it puts people in their place.
Your Death Won’t Change Anything
Nothing says “you're not a leader,” like declaring that if the building was burning and you thought leaving was a good idea, I'd question it. You should wear this when you have to deal with someone in charge. I always wear this on my boss' birthday.
I Wouldn't Follow You Out of a Burning Building
I was inspired to create this because of people who run their mouth then end with “if you want my opinion?” No, I don't want your opinion, nor did I ask for it. You know what they say about opinions, right?
I Value Cat Hair More Than Your Opinion
I Hate You
Misery loves company. Make others feel so guilty about being happy that they ultimately feel as lousy as we do. Maybe they'll ask you where you got your shirt.
On the cusp of failure, it's reassuring to know I can stop trying at any time. And you can too. This shirt is for anyone who's given up on life like I have. Don't let anyone tell you that you can…
It's never too late to give up
I wear this shirt to warn people I'm not interested in their opinion or their problems. Their rules and empty threats also mean nothing to me. Do you know someone who keeps dumping their petty problems on you? This should do the trick.
Wait Here While I Give a Shit
For when I have to be there, but don't want to be there. Or don't know how to be there. Or too self-absorbed to be there. Or when wrestling is on. If you're dead inside like I am this will keep people from crying around you.
Emotionless Support
How many times do I have to not tell you? I can't stand people who talk constantly but never say anything. Wear this when you have to be around someone who won't shut their damn mouth even though you haven't responded to anything they've said.
I ignored you once; please don't make me repeat myself
I don't understand why people are so willing to disclose personal information. I don't care that your grandmother is color blind, I asked where the bathroom was. Why are you telling me this? I'm gonna go now…
This just in: nobody cares
When at first I don't succeed, why try again? It's good to know I'm not the only one failing. Everyone should have to struggle as much as we do. This is for anyone who's sick of hearing about others' success.
Your Failure is My Vindication
I wear this when I greet door-knockers. Also keeps people with clipboards and jingle bells away when I'm shopping.
Jesus Might Love You, But I Don't
I'm sick of trying and failing anyway. Once I stopped trying, failure became impossible. If you don't try, is it really failure?
You’ll Never Fail Until You Try
I Hate Me
Put your self-loathing on full display and keep people from talking to you while laughing about it. You're welcome.
When I was a kid I hated Sunday because school was the next day. Now I hate Friday because work is 3 days away. I guess Thursday evening is okay, because it means tomorrow is Friday!
I Hate Friday
Trying never got me anywhere so I gave up on it. I can fail just as easily without trying. Seems to be the one thing I'm good at.
Trying's Not My Thing
When I want that friendly jerk at the job to leave me the hell alone. Or when I'm spending Saturday night cleaning cat vomit out of the rug, or working a job I hate. Or pretty much anytime.
Killing Time Until Time Kills Me
I bowl left-handed so when i repeatedly hit the gutter I have an excuse. I wasn't trying, so who cares? I use the same philosophy when cooking and job hunting.
Failure Only Hurts If You Tried