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Demotivational shirts to remind people they suck
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Kaptain Blasphemy
Show the world just how miserable you really are by making everyone else uncomfortable. Be the kryptonite to the person at work who's so pleasant you wanna slap them. Now let's all take a moment to kowtow before the mighty algorithm.
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I Hate You
 
I Hate Me

I Hate You

Make others feel so guilty for being happy that they eventually feel as lousy as we do. Also hand for keeping people from talking to you at all.

 
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On the cusp of failure, it's reassuring to know I can stop trying any time.
It's never too late to give up demotivational shirt
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I've got 99 problems but yours doesn't have to be one of them.
Wait Here While I Give a Shit demotivational shirt
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Sorry, but I just don't have it in me. For when I have to be there, but don't really want to.
Emotionless Support demotivational shirt
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How many times do I have to not tell you? For when the guy at school or the office just won't shut his damn moth even though I haven't responded to anything he's said.
I ignored you once; please don't make me repeat myself demotivational shirt
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Anything you have to say is only important to you. Leave me alone.
This just in: nobody cares demotivational shirt
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it's good to know that I'm not the only one failing.
Your Failure Is My Vindication Demotivational T‑Shirt
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Keeps people with clipboards away when I'm shopping.
Jesus Might Love You, But I Don't Demotivational T‑Shirt
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I Hate Me

Put your self-loathing on full display. Will probably also keep people from talking to you.

 
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When I was a kid I hated Sunday because I knew school was the next day. Now I hate Friday because it means work is only 3 days away.
I Hate Friday...it means Monday's coming demotivational shirt
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I gave up on trying a long time ago. I can fail w/out trying at all.
Trying's Not My Thing Demotivational T-Shirt
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When I want that friendly jerk at the job to leave me the hell alone.
killing time until time kills me demotivational shirt
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On the rare occasion I bowl, I roll left-handed so when i hit the gutter over and over again I have an excuse.
Failure Only Hurts If You Tried – Demotivational T-Shirt
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