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Demotivational Shirts to Remind People They Suck
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items Show the world just how miserable you really are by making everyone else uncomfortable. Be the anti-hero to the irritatingly pleasant person at work who always says good morning. Now let's all take a moment to kowtow before his majesty, Al Gorithm.
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I Hate You
I Hate Me
I Hate You
Misery loves company. Make others feel so guilty for being happy that they eventually feel as lousy as we do. Then maybe they'll ask you where you got your shirt.
Sick of the endless grind or on the cusp of failure, it's reassuring to know I can stop trying any time. And I often do.
It's never too late to give up
This shirt tells people you're not interested in their opinion or problems. Incidentally, your rules and empty threats also mean nothing to me.
Wait Here While I Give a Shit
This is for when I have to be there, but don't really want to be. Or don't know how to be. Or too self-absorbed to be. Or when wrestling is on.
Emotionless Support
How many times do I have to not tell you? Some people talk constantly but never actually say anything. For when the guy at school or the office just won't shut his damn moth even though I haven't responded to anything he's said.
I ignored you once; please don't make me repeat myself
Why are you talking to me? I asked where the bathroom was, I don't care that your grandmother is color blind.
This just in: nobody cares
When at first I don't succeed, it's good to know that I'm not the only one. Everyone should struggle as much as I do.
Your Failure is My Vindication
I wear this when I greet door-knockers. Also keeps people with clipboards away when I'm shopping.
Jesus Might Love You, But I Don't
Nobody will notice when you're gone because the world didn't need you. Your life was as meaningless as mine. Now you know.
Your Death Won’t Change Anything
You're not a leader. If the building was burning and you thought leaving was a good idea, I'd have to question it.
I Wouldn't Follow You Out of a Burning Building
I like cats, but I probably don't like you. I don't want your opinion, nor did I ask for it. Stop talking to me.
I Value Cat Hair More Than Your Opinion
I Hate Me
Put your self-loathing on full display. It will probably have the added benefit of keeping people from talking to you. You're welcome.
When I was a kid I hated Sunday because I knew school was the next day. Now I hate Friday because it means work is 3 days away. I guess Thursday evening is okay.
I Hate Friday
Trying never got me anywhere so I gave up on it. I've always managed to fail without trying at all. Failing is the one thing I seem to be good at.
Trying's Not My Thing
When I want that friendly jerk at the job to leave me the hell alone. Or when I'm spending Saturday night cleaning cat vomit out of the rug. Or working a job I hate. Or pretty much anytime.
Killing Time Until Time Kills Me
If I didn't try, then it isn't failure. I roll left-handed when I bowl so when i repeatedly hit the gutter I have an excuse. I use the same philosophy when playing lawn games and job hunting.
Failure Only Hurts If You Tried
Life sucks, but none of my problems will mean anything once I'm dead. This shirt is sure to be a conversation non-starter at your kid's recital or the office holiday party.
When I’m Dead This Won’t Matter