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Gun humor to make patriots laugh and liberals cry

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Welcome all who lube their baby-killing fully semi-automatic weapons of war with liberal tears. Let's show the world what tactical gods we are. Guns and cats are alike in that if you run out of either one, you're defenseless. Now let us all kowtow be...
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Gun Shirts and Tops

Make sure everyone knows exactly what you think with these patriotic and manly shirts

 
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Assault cars kill people. Nobody needs baby-killing vehicle of war that can drive 120 mph.
Ban assault cars now!
 
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Commemorating the epic “30 magazine clip” fail by Kevin De Leon, (D)CA. Donkeys ruin everything.
"Magazine Clip"
 
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Spread your investments across barrel length, magazine size and caliber. Nothing more exciting than a new build.
build a diversified portfolio gun shirt
 
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I hate New York because Donkeys make the place stink…
i hate new york
 
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Show the world your hard-working mentality and old school values. The only thing more reliable than a wheel gun is you.
Classically Trained 6 Shooter
 
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Show the world how worldly and patriotic you are with this DEI gun shirt. Never discriminate based on color, barrel length or caliber.
DEI (Diversity, Equity and Inclusion) Gun Shirt
 
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you can't save children if you're protecting criminals. wear this shirt to mock anyone who wears “save the children not the guns.”
Save the Guns, Not the Criminals T-Shirt

Gun Stickers

For when you're at a traffic light and you wanna keep the car behind you at a certain distance

 
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Family, Freedom, Firearms and Felines. 4 things nobody should be without.
family, firearms, freedom and felines bumper sticker
 
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Show the world how worldly and patriotic you are with this DEI gun bumper sticker. Never discriminate based on color, barrel length, action or caliber.
DEI (Diversity, Equity and Inclusion) gun bumper sticker
 
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I hate New York because Donkeys make the place stink…
i hate new york sticker

Other Gun Nonsense

If it's got a gun and it ain't a shirt or a sticker, you'll find it here

 
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Spread your investments across barrel length, magazine size and caliber. Nothing more exciting than a new build.
Build a diversified portfolio gun poster
 
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show the world how worldly and patriotic you are by drinking from this DEI gun mug. Never discriminate based on color, barrel length, action or caliber.
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Gun Mug
 
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family, freedom, firearms and felines. 4 things nobody should be without.
family, freedom, firearms, felines iPhone 17 case
 
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family, freedom, firearms and felines. four things nobody should be without.
family, freedom, firearms and felines mouse pad