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Liberal Kryptonite
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items Welcome all who lube guns with liberal tears. Let's show the world what tactical gods we are with snarky shirts and stickers. Remember; for every patriot who laughs, a liberal cries. But first, let us kowtow before his majesty, Al Gorithm.
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Gun Stickers
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Gun Shirts
Make sure everyone knows exactly what you think, whether they want to or not.
I'm not much for talk, but these shirts are a passive way to strike-up conversation at the range.
Assault cars kill people. Why would anyone need a vehicle of war that can drive 120 mph? When people give me shit about guns killing people, I ask them how they got here today.
Ban assault cars now!
Commemorating the epic “30 magazine clip” fail by Kevin De Leon from California. I made sure I knew the difference between a magazine and a clip before I went into a gun shop, much less a court room.
What a douche…
What a douche…
"Magazine Clip"
Spread your investments across barrel length, magazine size and caliber. Nothing more exciting to me than a new build that helps prepare for the future. Or possibly a zombie apocalypse.
Build a Diversified Portfolio
Regents exams. State income tax. “May issue.” I hate New York because donkeys make the place stink. I don't miss the snow either.
i hate new york
The only thing more reliable than a wheel gun is you. I almost bought one as my carry gun but it was too heavy to wear with sweats. Ended up going with a semi-auto.
Classically Trained Shooter
Show the world how worldly you are with this DEI gun shirt. Celebrate diversity with a mix of revolvers, pistols, SMGs, rifles and LMGs. The SMGs are my favorite.
Diversity gun shirt
I wear this shirt to mock anyone who wears a “save the children not the guns” shirt. You can't save children if you're protecting criminals. Now you too can be a cynical asshole like me!
Save the Guns, Not the Criminals
Gun Stickers
Bumper stickers for when you're at a traffic light and you wanna keep the car behind you at a minimum distance. Or if you just want scare people into letting you merge.
i prefer bumper stickers to car magnets. Magnets are too easy to swipe. one would have to be hell-bent on stealing to putting the time into peeling a sticker from the car.
guns and cats; together at last
A car is a great vehicle for displaying my patriotism and open-mindedness. Especially when I get pulled-over. Bumper stickers were my original merch idea. Look how far I've come.
Gun bumper sticker
I don't love NY. I left and now I make snarky merch hating on the place. This sticker looks cool on my gun cases and would look cool on a phone case, laptop or a kid's lunchbox.
I Shat NY
Gun Stuff
If it's got a gun and it isn't a shirt or sticker, I probably dumped it here.
I've got about a dozen screwdrivers of all different sizes lying around. Why should my gun collection be any different? Oh, right; the price. Buy a poster to support my next build!
Diversify Your Investments
Nothing like a warm mug of liberal tears right before bed. This mug makes me feel both inclusive and patriotic. I presume this mug is microwave and dishwasher safe but I didn't care enough to check. Let me know.
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion
Family, freedom, firearms and felines; 4 things nobody should be without. I hate iPhones; I should probably put this design on Samsung and Google phone cases. Though I hate those companies too…
patriotic iPhone 17 case
Ironic that I put a cat on a mouse pad. Good place for a mouse to take a catnap, I guess. This will work with a trackball too. I supposed it could double as a coaster or maybe even a small placemat.
family, freedom, firearms and felines
I know what I said about magnets, but this one is for my fridge. Might look good on your bulletin board or perhaps your gun safe. Simple design that says so much.
Refrigerator magnet
Complement the patriotic phone case with a silly phone grip thing. Makes it tougher for the cat to smack the phone out of your hand.
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