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Dark Humor and Random Nonsense
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items Anything offensive or snarky that isn't necessarily demotivating can be found here. God-lovers beware; logic and common sense inbound. All hail the mighty algorithm…
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Dark Humor
Nothing for everyone. Everything for me.
Uncle Samil wants YOU as a human shield! No experience necessary. Unlimited overtime.* This makes me feel needed. I wear this every time I visit Jihadistan.
*Pay information not disclosed
*Pay information not disclosed
Uncle Samil wants YOU!
It's been a while since we've had a good plague. Don't worry, China's on it. I wear this to ensure everyone knows how evil people are and just how much the world sucks. So clever that the stars on the Chinese flag are actually covid molecules.
COVID-19 Made in China
This laminin molecule makes a nice gift for teachers, scientists, or anyone who doesn't have their head so far up their ass they think earth is 10,000 years old. This shirt depicts evolution AND planets orbiting the sun, so it's perfect for science m...
Got Science?
The Grand Nagus enjoying Oo-mox from 2 lovely Orion ladies. I like that it screams “I'm a Trekkie” while still radiating contempt for trends and pop culture. I'll wear this every day if I ever go to Vegas to let everyone know I have the lobes.
Nagus Strong
Reminding everyone how asinine religion is. Are you offended? Perhaps you should go on a killing spree to defend the honor of your god's butthole. This shirt serves me well while watching local protests.
My God's Butthole is Stinkier Than Your God's Butthole
Some folks need a reminder that we neither live in the dark ages nor jihadistan. i wear this when I have jury duty. In god you trust…
Keep Your Church Out of My State
I've got one of these on each of my camels to let everyone know Uncle Samil is actively recruiting. My alpha camel is named Lumpy.
Recruitment bumper sticker
Now I can offend people when I'm driving. Move it or lose it. Nice Jesus fish, douchebag.
Heresy mobile
LGBTQ+
Empowering anyone who's part of the LGBTQ+ community by offending anyone who isn't.
I've never met a lesbian who cared for Dick. I don't liked Dick either. This is my go-to for pride parades and girls' night out.
Lesbians hate Dick
I guess all gay men hate Bush. I don't like Bush either, but I guess Bush is better than Dick. I can't sing YMCA without wearing this.
Gays hate Bush
Anyone else sick of this wench screaming and crying? I'll pee in her damn river. I rock this when I'm voting or visiting Mecca.
In the River I Will Pee
Random Nonsense
Here's the answers; now if only someone would ask the question…
I took this picture of an egret and common eland while they were deep in conversation about asynchronous programming with co-routines. I like this because it's funny and pointless like my life. This is the popsocket I use when I'm feeling silly.
Talking animals popsocket
This guy must have made more deals with the devil than all of British Parliament combined. I use this to remind the world that royalty is as antiquated as religion and almost as dangerous. I wear this to buckingham palace to watch the changing of the...
King Charles III Unemployed
It's important to me that I make people feel welcome, so I wear this when I witness executions. How 'bout a big hand for Mr. Electric Chair?
pull up a chair...
This shirt is a reminder people should be hired based on merit. You can wear this to represent MAGA, but I wear it to represent some degree of sanity.
Kamala, you're fired
I always wear this to the gym so people know I mean business. I gotta show everyone what a bad-ass bitch I am.
Beast Mode women's tank top