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Dark Humor and Random Nonsense
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items Anything offensive or snarky that isn't demotivating can be found here, as well as exactly what the title promises.
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Dark Humor
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Random Nonsense
Dark Humor
Condescension that doesn't quite fit onto other lists. This isn't something-for-everyone so much as nothing-for-everyone.
Uncle Samil wants YOU as a human shield! No experience necessary. Unlimited overtime.* This is special to me because it makes me feel wanted.
*Pay information not disclosed
*Pay information not disclosed
Uncle Samil wants YOU!
It's been some time since we've had a good plague. Don't worry, China's on it. I wear this to remind everyone how evil people are and just how much the world sucks. I especially love how the stars on the Chinese flag are actually covid molecules.
COVID-19 Made in China
The laminin molecule looks like a crucifix and makes a nice gift for teachers, scientists, or anyone who doesn't have their head so far up their ass they think earth is 10,000 years old. I love wearing this to science museums and church.
Got Science?
The Grand Nagus enjoying Oo-mox from 2 lovely Orion ladies because they know he's got the lobes. Lets everyone know I'm a Trekkie while still radiating contempt for trends and pop culture. If I ever go to Vegas, I'll wear this every day.
Nagus Strong
This shirt reminds everyone how asinine religion is. Are you offended? Are you going to go on a killing spree to defend the honor of your god's butthole? I wear this to watch local protests or whenever I feel like pissing people off.
My God's Butthole is Stinkier Than Your God's Butthole
Piss off god-lovers simply by reminding them laws exist. i wear this when i have jury duty. Find something to care about that matters.
Keep Your Church Out of My State
I've got one of these stickers on all of my camels to let everyone know that Uncle Samil is actively recruiting. Benefits include eternal life and hella virgins.
Uncle Samil bumper sticker
offend god-lovers on the go. i like to sit in the parking lot at republican gatherings and stare at people as they walk by. Nice Jesus fish, idiot.
Keep Your Church Out of My State Bumper Sticker
LGBTQ+
Empowering anyone who's part of the LGBTQ+ community by offending anyone who isn't. Be yourself and be a jerk at the same time.
I've never met a lesbian who cared much for Dick. Truth be told, I find Dick disgusting too. This is my go-to for pride rallies and girls' night out.
Lesbians hate Dick
Never met a gay man who liked Bush. I don't like Bush either, but I guess Bush is better than Dick. I wear this any time I sing YMCA.
Gays hate Bush
Anyone else sick of that bitch Rashida Tlaib screaming and crying? I'll pee in your damn river, shut the hell up. I wear this when I vote or visit Mecca.
In the River I Will Pee
Random Nonsense
This stuff doesn't necessarily make sense, but it's funny to me which is what matters. Maybe I need to get out more…
I took this picture at Lion Country Safari of an egret and common eland deep in conversation about the current geo-political climate. I like this because it's silly and pointless like my life. My favorite silly animals popsocket.
Talking animals popsocket
This dude must have made more deals with the devil than all of British Parliament combined. What's this guy ever done for anybody? I wear this to show that royalty is as antiquated as religion.
King Charles III Unemployed
I love making people feel welcome. How 'bout a big hand for Mr. Electric Chair? I wear this when I witness executions.
pull up a chair...
Kamala Harris gets fired by president Trump. I like this shirt because it reminds everyone people should be hired based on merit. Wear this to represent MAGA or just some degree of sanity.
Kamala, you're fired
I always wear this to the gym so people know I'm not fucking around. Show everyone what a bad-ass bitch you are.
Beast Mode women's tank top