Benable — create shareable lists of things you recommend!
E.g., products you love, local businesses, travel recs - you can add anything to a Benable list!
Dark Humor and Random Nonsense
11
items Anything offensive or snarky that isn't a demotivator can be found here. As well as exactly what the titile promises; random nonsense. We all answer only to the mighty algorithm.
Sections
3
Dark Humor
LGBTQ+
Random Nonsense
Dark Humor
Anything snarky, condescending or offensive that doesn't quite fit onto other lists
Uncle Samil wants YOU as a human shield! No experience necessary. Unlimited overtime.* This is special to me because it makes me feel wanted. I'll wear this anywhere that has a lot of people.
*Pay information not disclosed…
*Pay information not disclosed…
Uncle Samil wants YOU
Been a while since we've had a good plague. Don't worry, China's on it. I'll wear this to remind everyone how evil people are and just how much the world sucks.
COVID-19 Made in China
The laminin molecule looks like a crucifix and makes a nice gift for teachers, scientists, or anyone who doesn't have their head so far up their ass that they think earth is flat. I love wearing this to science museums and church.
Got Science?
The Grand Nagus enjoying Oo-mox from 2 lovely Orion ladies because they know he's got the lobes. Lets everyone know I'm a Trekkie while still radiating contempt for trends and pop culture. I'll wear this every day in Vegas.
Nagus Strong
I use this to remind everyone how asinine religion is. Are you offended? Are you going to go on a killing spree to defend the honor of your god's butthole? I wear this to watch local protests or whenever I feel like pissing people off.
My God's Butthole is Stinkier Than Your God's Butthole
LGBTQ+
Empowering the LGBTQ+ community by offending everyone else.
I've never met a lesbian who cared much for Dick. Truth be told, I find Dick disgusting too. This is for pride rallies and girls night out.
Lesbians hate Dick
Never met a gay man who liked Bush. I don't like Bush either, but I guess Bush is better than Dick. Wear this to any pride event or while singing YMCA.
Gays hate Bush
Anyone else sick of that bitch Rashida Tlaib screaming and crying? I'll pee in your damn river, shut the hell up. I wear this when I vote.
In the River I Will Pee
Random Nonsense
This stuff is funny to me. I need to get out more…
I took this picture at Lion Country Safari of an egret and common eland deep in conversation about the current geo-political climate. I like this because it's silly and pointless like my life.
Talking animals popsocket
Kamala Harris gets fired by president Trump. I like this shirt because it reminds everyone people should be hired based on merit. Wear this to represent MAGA or just some degree of sanity.
Kamala, you're fired
This dude must have made more deals with the devil than all of British Parliament combined. What's this guy ever done for anybody? I use this to show people that royalty is as asinine as religion.
King Charles III Unemployed