The Beskar and Bullies Budget. 15 Ways to Spend Your Credits Before the Empire Does
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ATTENTION ALL SCOUNDRELS, GEAR-HEADS, AND GALAXY-CLASS LOITERERS:
Listen up. My internal sensors are currently red lining, and I’ve spent more time lately leveling a 3D print bed than I have actually sleeping. Between hunting down parts for a 750cc Starfighter (some call it a "Yamaha") and trying to keep my sanity in a galaxy full of bantha fodder, a man needs a win.
The holonet is buzzing because The Mandalorian & Grogu are finally hitting the big screen. Now, usually, I’m more passionate than learned, but I know a good deal when I see one. My ledger is currently a mess, but according to the Guild Code, a man’s credits are his ownat least until the "Mrs. Commander" checks the bank statements.
I’ve compiled this manifest of 12 essential acquisitions for the movie release. Whether you’re living on a budget of scavenged scrap or sitting on a vault of pure Beskar, these are the items you need to survive the premiere. Just remember the golden rule of the Outer Rim: Don’t trust anyone especially not someone who claims they can fix a vintage cruiser with a thermal detonator and some duct tape.
This is the way... (And if it isn't, I'll just 3D print a new way in black and white)